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i got suspended at work wednesday for forgetting to use the breathalizer test.

i didnt drink, so it slipped my mind.
anyhow, the bitchy Mon-Wed House Mom is out for blood with me for some odd reason and has also (in a roundabout way) accused me of using drugs.

which i dont.

so now im a nervous wreck, all dressed up nice, going to talk...
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scheisskopf:
I once did 17 days in the Cobb County Jail for a DUI.

Oh, the good old days...

sigh
llona:
luckluckluck.

and crossed fingers.
xo
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shawn_:
Nice. I just love a new car.
pascale:
I cant wait to cruise in it with you!
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top ten reasons sniggitysnags should give in and be a househusband:

10. happier ferrets
9. more sleep!
8. more snuggling.
7. lunch together more than twice a week.
6. more free time to pursue other projects
5. science channel whenever you want!
4. lots of counterstrike....
3. daytime bike rides
2. more sex
1. more sex.

biggrin

what man wouldnt want all that? wink
hot_rod:
in a perfect workd, but do you really want him getting fat on candy?
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ok so from far away, these ghosts look like standard 6 week embryos.

OMFG THE EMBRYOS ARE TAKING OVER.

eeek wink
pascale:
ghosts?
shawn_:
It's scary how much they do look like embryos.
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ultimatelewser:
JEL-US!!!! mad
oryon:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

happy hween cutie
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so i got bitch slapped, errr... tagged by the_LL. prepare for twenty strange facts about the enigma that is hypermediocrity.

1. i am obsessed with my teeth, and teeth in general. ive had only 2 cavities in my life, and if it's been awhile since i went to the dentist i have nightmares about them falling out.

2. i was 5'3 until i...
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kid_suicide:
lol no one is taggin me i am lucky
alaspooryorick:
If you go bald or shave your head, it ain't the moles that'll make you look weird. tongue
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this is the cutest commercial ever.

everyone should watch this. it's short, and it'll make you smile.
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timid2:
It did make me smile! haha very cute. ooo aaa
pascale:
It finally worked for me! I love it!
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i hate the girl time of the month. sorry to be you know, too personal.

i just feel like bawling and i have no idea why.

anyone care for lunch tomorrow?
_bossanova_:
I'm off tomorrow. What did you have in mind?

Where did you end up taking your ferrets? Are they okay? I hope so.kiss

I'll call you tomorrow around 11:00 or so.smile
inks:
sure
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wtf.

does no one believe in halloween parties anymore?

also i may need to consult a lawyer regarding a business venture.

come on you legal beagles, come out of the woodwork for me. biggrin

oh, and accountants too please. wink
morrigan77:
Like, really.

I'm utterly underwhelmed by the Halloween festivities -- lack thereof -- South of the Mason-Dixon line.