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Monday Jun 04, 2007

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i really hope im not in the business of prophetic dreams.

XxNoxIsMySlave (1:56:30 PM): dude i had a major disturbing dream last night
XxNoxIsMySlave (1:57:02 PM): that the black crazy dude who cuts my grass came by and asked me if i wanted a ride somewhere and for some reason i said ok
XxNoxIsMySlave (1:57:16 PM): i got in the car and he said he had just gotten out of jail for rape
XxNoxIsMySlave (1:57:44 PM): and we start driving and im like 'well you wouldnt do that to me right?" and he goes "sometimes you should believe everything you read"
XxNoxIsMySlave (1:57:59 PM): so when the car slows down i jump out and start running screaming help
XxNoxIsMySlave (1:58:18 PM): and these two Navy guys take me into their vehicle
XxNoxIsMySlave (1:58:25 PM): we go back to my house and there is a note
XxNoxIsMySlave (1:59:04 PM): and its like "I have a key to amandas house and have been watching her. i will be back soon. tell her screaming will not be acceptable."
XxNoxIsMySlave (1:59:34 PM): so the rest of the dream i end up in this hotel room with the Navy guys taking turns watching me
XxNoxIsMySlave (1:59:37 PM): and that was it.

wtf. the dude who cuts my grass already scares me.
rabidbuttons:
eeek
Jun 4, 2007
v8dreaming:
whoa. that's freaky.
Jun 4, 2007

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