hyit

hangers are for abortions, not beatings


conversations with my place of origin (aka my mother) often go a little something like this:



me: (i pick up after the 3rd call before 9am assuming something horrific had to have taken place in order for her to disturb my slumber at such an ungodly hour) heeey mom.



ma: hiii! why arent you up? are you sick? its...
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so check it. im a retard and fried all my hair. i think my hair is invincible and i decide to bleach it up from black to get a nice copper red up in this bitch. well, turns out its a bad idea and hair feels like a buncha rubber bands when its wet. awesome. so now do i not only have to wait longer...
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hafta cut all my hairs off. boo hoo.

black
orange
black
hair. all in a day
im back in black

'ave you seen the new gap commercial w/ audrey hepburn dancing to back in black?
she is sass

lost a friend this weekend..to her own lameness
life's too short for fucking lameasses

i love this one bobbybattles oh so very much. he's my good life engineer. i hope to defy the laws of...
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aw shit. guess who gets her set pics this week...

got hate in your heart
let it out
and make room for more

i dont need friends
id rather the comfort of a million strangers

had a great weekend
cut loose a fuckin loser

so go fuck yourself
i hope you meet a nice boy
who takes you on a nice ride
then dismembers you and fucks your decaying asshole

sick
played hookie
sleep
just say no to showers

my dog just pawed me in the face. good thing im a nerd and had glasses on. four eyes.

craving vitamin c
miss my motha
spent lotsa monies this week. money money money money.

i lurk old friends on the internet
and spy on people
its too easy these days
people flash their private lives to...
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vancooooooooooouver sounds like a cool city. hopefully i could visit there more often than providence.

spent
too
much
money

woke up w splooge in hair.
i know cause i taste tested it.
im wild and crazy.
not.

dinner date w gf
photo shoot at work
dummmb.

boss is dumb
makes me


im hard to please.

i................like peanut butter and....smoking weed in the middle of the day. .......and the fact that i bought a french movie, but refuse to watch it cause im too lazy to read subtitles.

fuck.my hot pocket's done.