Tuesday Jun 17, 2003

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so i walk to the store. it's a long walk. but i need cigarettes. so i walk. and i get there. i pick up coffee, bread and kleenex. and i go up to the counter. and i realize. i have no money. so i leave. and i walk home. and it's a long walk. and i think- i need a fucking bike.
uncognitive:
Awww. That sucks. If I could loan you money and/or a bike, I would, but I'm both borderline broke and bikeless. If I manage to save up money for a bike, I'll pedal down to NOLA and let you ride on the handlebars, if you want.

And no, that's not a double entendre.

Wait, maybe it should be. wink

Instead, I will join your internet pirate gang and we can loot and pillage cigarettes, coffee, bread and kleenex from the sleepy coastal villages of the Gulf of Mexico.

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