this is some bullshit... one of my additional duties for the army is trying to keep guys in. when someone comes up for reelistment im supposed to talk to them and offer them whatever or see what they might want in exchange for staying in. the army is pretty fucking easy in someways...since ive been in ive managed to stay in shape get bigger and stronger than almost anyone i went to school with. which is allways nice..go back home and other guys wives are drooling for your cock becuse hubby got fat and lazy and you didnt. ive partyed in some great places and countries..i mean all across texas, cali, georgia, south korea, ive been drunk and got laid in ireland, germany, and iraq...had a threesome in kuwait in the back of a bradley (think mini tank with bench seats) ive shot thousands and thousands of bullets and blown up more explosives then i can begin to remember. when your buddies at home are bragging about shooting a 10point buck at 150yards and your like dude " ive hit man sized targets at 1342meters with a 50caliber sniper rifle!" beat that shit..im talking about knocking a man off his feet with a bullet over 13 football fields away! so yeah all in all theres been some badass memories thanks to the army..ive had some wild sex. fucking in a hummve when it was on display, 3somes, trains, i got introduced to the swinging and the SnM lifestyles while i was in...ive fucked in parking lots of clubs while people walked by becuse we couldnt go to the barracks (hers or mine lol) strippers whores and church girls..ive enjoyed them all. what im getting at is theres some great parts to the army..but god damnit the army is fucking stupid too! even with all that ive done..and as much as i belive in the army and the job. when you tell me im staying in iraq for 15 months for the second time it gets stupid. you tell me i need to stay here but i cant drink, i cant fuck becuse the only females here i outrank and its illegal to fuck a subordinate..and fucking a if you get cought with one in your room. i cant have porn becuse thats immoral (i mean really whats wrong with a lil good bondage anal movie fest...support belladonna i do!) all the shit that keeps a guy sane you say we cant do..and then you want to offer me crap to keep doing it?!! a brand new civilian straight off the streets can get a 20grand signing bonus to join the army..me and my boys..we gotta struggle to get half that. when i get calls from command asking why no one is reelisting its really hard for me not to just scream 'becuse theres no booze, no pussy, and no money anymore asshole!"
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AND - did you partake the midget show in S.K.? What about the hooker highrises in Germany?
Iraq's a scary place for our soldiers - I can't imagine. You just rant your brave little ass off, hon, and then rant some more. Just stay safe, stay alive, and keep your ass down!
And by the way? Thanks. Thanks for doing what I never would.