Willow and Jaden Smith said school is overrated. Well..when one of your parents makes 20 million dollars a movie and you can do whatever the fuck you want...OF COURSE IT IS! But for the rest of us that had to go to "normal school," learning stuff was actually kind of important.
Some days you feel like the Backstreet Boys video where they are all monsters....but then....on other days....you feel like the Backstreet Boys vide where they are all in space.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
wistful:
Best.post.ever.
flareh:
backstreet boys is life :)
I know that I'm not a Suicide Girl, but I do like the idea of the homework. I don't lost on here as much as I want, buuuuut here we go! Homework was your favorite Halloween costume, and for me, that was in first grade when I was a ninja, but there are no pictures of that. But two years ago, I was a frying...
Read More
A month or so ago, I talked about an awesome show that I took part in in Knoxville, TN. Well....here's the video of one of my sets. It was called The Slide Show. I don't really like to post my standup performances online too much because jokes aren't ever finished and whatever. But THIS....this is one of my favorite sets I've ever done. I had...
Read More
I love TV. Like...a lot. I don't do drugs or do anything (much) illegal. I DO DRINK...but my big vice is my tv stories. They are what keep me sane. It's a weird thing to find solace in, but hey! I don't judge you for your stuff (unless it's like...rape or murder. Then, I feel like MOST PEOPLE would judge you). This fall, I'll be
Read More
Hey, Maroon 5! If you were there for her in her darkest time and she wasn't there for you when you were at your worst, why would you follow a map BACK to her? Sounds like she was a pretty big bitch, and you're better off without her.....just sayin...
My stance on the whole "leaked nudes" thing is that Apple & their iCloud should get sued fucking senseless.
SO FUCKING EXCITED AND MADLY IN LOVE WITH THIS ARTWORK!!!
Ok...so I know that I'm not a Suicide Girl...or even a Hopeful (BUT I SHOULD BE! Damn, I got some fine ass titties. [Ass Titties? Weird.]) But I kinda like the idea of the blog homework. I looked at a couple of the "favorite recipe" posts (even though it was written in an entirely different language, @nuru 's made me want to eat my screen
Read More
In what could probably be considered the ultimate representation of "If you don't use it, you lose it," I just caught my dog, Lily Ann, trying to rip up one of my unopened condoms.