I love TV. Like...a lot. I don't do drugs or do anything (much) illegal. I DO DRINK...but my big vice is my tv stories. They are what keep me sane. It's a weird thing to find solace in, but hey! I don't judge you for your stuff (unless it's like...rape or murder. Then, I feel like MOST PEOPLE would judge you). This fall, I'll be watching 27 network shows. This doesn't include stuff on cable (like Walking Dead and Doctor Who) or premium (like Newsroom). If I included all of the stuff I actually watch (like football and Monday Night Raw), my number would shoot to around 50. Yeah. See? A little obsessed. But having said all that...THE NEW SEASON STARTS TOMORROW!!!! The first show to return is New Girl on FOX. This year, I'm going to be doing a podcast called "My TV Stories." Most of these shows are going to be just me watching them, but I also have a lot of friends and comcis that love certain shows on this list, so they'll be guesting on episodes to discuss the show and the most recent episode. Fun, yeah? THIS WAY...I get to say that I'm watching all of this TV for a reason other than me being just an old lady sittin in a rocking chair watching her stories and yellin at the tv. Yay. So...um...yeah. The first episode of "My TV Stories" will be available tomorrow as an introduction. The first REAL episode will be available on Wednesday. Listen, I guess?