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Hey! I haven't been on here in a while....so...here goes some blog homework! My favorite artist!

His name is Justin Bua. He does surrealist portraits of urban life. I just love the influences of graffiti and the earth tones. Also, he's heavily influenced by music. I dunno....I just like.

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I'm super proud of the Apologies to Follow Comedy Showcase for several reasons, but tonight, I added another reason to love doing comedy. We had TWO transgender comics perform on stage! In northeast Tennessee!

I just had a fart that lasted longer than my last three relationships. So...either I need to start eating better or dating better.

I took a shower at my parent's house last night. They have a towel warmer. A TOWEL WARMER! I don't have heat, and they have a towel warmer!

As I've gotten older, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" has gone from "Oh, that's cute!" to "Oh. That's rape." Seriously...what IS in that drink?!

A comedian friend of mine that lives in Boston: "Brett Favre said that Tom Brady is the best QB ever."

Me: "Brett Favre sells Wrangler jeans. I don't trust his opinion on anything."

I love the first Sin City, but watching it now is a rather bittersweet event due to the deaths of Michael Clarke Duncan and Brittany Murphy.

"No no. I'm doin pretty good with my life and my choices. I'm fiiiiiine," he thought, while snuggling with someone else's Simba pillow pet.

I never realized there would be a world where I'd have the moral high ground over Bill Cosby. I'LL SAY "FUCK" IN MY STAND UP COMEDY SET ALL I WANT, OLD MAN!

Reason I shouldn't have children #715: I almost just broke my hand doing an interpretive dance to Seal's "Kiss From A Rose."