urg shark week..
i wish i was a boy so i could play with my wee all day instead of bleeding from my vaj..
shark week by the way is the same thing as having hte painters in, getting a visit from Aunt Flo, my time of the month...
stupid painful bleeding uterus...
i have come up with an explaination for how my cramps feel...
imagine someone takin their bare hands, and tearing into ur abdomen layer by layer. then they take ur insides and mash them into a nice soup with a mallet, then use a straw to suck it out. then after that they pound 10 inch nails into ur now empty abdomenal cavity and add white hot lava rcoks, sew you back up, and beat the rest of ur body black and blue and then send u on ur way.
thats probably the most accurate description of how i feel right now.
so the next guy who asks me whats wrong, why i look miserable, why i cant suck it up, or asks if its my time of the month, i will perform the afore mentioned acts upon them.
fair warning
i wish i was a boy so i could play with my wee all day instead of bleeding from my vaj..
shark week by the way is the same thing as having hte painters in, getting a visit from Aunt Flo, my time of the month...
stupid painful bleeding uterus...
i have come up with an explaination for how my cramps feel...
imagine someone takin their bare hands, and tearing into ur abdomen layer by layer. then they take ur insides and mash them into a nice soup with a mallet, then use a straw to suck it out. then after that they pound 10 inch nails into ur now empty abdomenal cavity and add white hot lava rcoks, sew you back up, and beat the rest of ur body black and blue and then send u on ur way.
thats probably the most accurate description of how i feel right now.
so the next guy who asks me whats wrong, why i look miserable, why i cant suck it up, or asks if its my time of the month, i will perform the afore mentioned acts upon them.
fair warning