At the risk of offending someone somewhere - I offer this joke with some trepidation. But I still think it's funny.
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A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as university chaplains.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that...
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A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as university chaplains.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that...
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EDIT - joke of the day:
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bil! l got it on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she...
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bil! l got it on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she...
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nyssa:
It was great meeting you last night.!
geekgurl:
Thanks for coming out last night. It was nice meeting you. 
OK OK, it's been too long since my last update. Sorry, but I've been busy vacationing, recovering from vacation and watching far too much college basketball on tv. My Michigan team didn't quite make the NCAA tournament, but they are in the finals of the NIT (the teams not-quite-good-enough-to-get-into-the-NCAA). Go Blue!
Today at work we had our annual team-building event. Bowling. Let's just say that...
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Today at work we had our annual team-building event. Bowling. Let's just say that...
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katrina:
Oh, kisses works just fine as well 
Well, would you do the dishes and clean ahlf the apartment? Do you keep pets?
Well, would you do the dishes and clean ahlf the apartment? Do you keep pets?
daisy:
DAMNIT. 
So much for that experiment. A BIG thanks to harlot for making my last journal entry the hottest one yet. As for the rest of you, I must infer that you are much more shy than expected, or have already used all your naked pics elsewhere. Sigh. Was worth the try anyway.
I had a very good weekend. On Friday I went to the Philly...
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I had a very good weekend. On Friday I went to the Philly...
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vortex:
Indeed I did!!! Hot girls!!! You should come out... that's FRIDAY NIGHT!!! I thought about making it an SG event in sgphilly but i never got around to it... I really wanna meet more of you guys!!!
lexie:
thanks for the birthday wishes
Ho hum, is it SPRING yet? Not that I'm planning on going wild for Spring Break or anything, but there's always hope that SGs go wild. For any of you who've got just too many pics of your boobies, you are cordially invited - ok, begged - to post the overflow here. I know, I'm such a selfless humanitarian!
No new bears, no new beaches...
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I know, I'm such a selfless humanitarian!
No new bears, no new beaches...
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spaztastic_bitch:
you are too sweet mentioning me on your post.
Sorry I rarely ever browse journals here, it's selfish I know. I take take take, but rarely ever give. But that's life.
Yeah, the one on my upper right back hurts the most, everytime I lay down I forget and they go *ouch* and I'm just like, OH YOU CRAZY MOFO I WOULD KILL YOU IF YOU WEREN'T MY OWN BODY*..
that was pointless rambling, i'm getting better from being sick though ♥ thanks for caring.
Sorry I rarely ever browse journals here, it's selfish I know. I take take take, but rarely ever give. But that's life.
Yeah, the one on my upper right back hurts the most, everytime I lay down I forget and they go *ouch* and I'm just like, OH YOU CRAZY MOFO I WOULD KILL YOU IF YOU WEREN'T MY OWN BODY*..
that was pointless rambling, i'm getting better from being sick though ♥ thanks for caring.
katspew:
get your ass on myspace
yewll love it
hot chicks and all :]
and thanks for answering that
i loved your answers
and awww yew say too nicea things about my pics >_<
yesh i added stars lol
sorry :]
yewll love it
hot chicks and all :]
and thanks for answering that
i loved your answers
and awww yew say too nicea things about my pics >_<
yesh i added stars lol
sorry :]
Back from not so very warm & sunny Florida. Sigh. Well, at least on Saturday it was a beach day. Although I was the only one of the family who went in the ocean (68* F is *not* cold, it's refreshing!).
Getting a chance to hang out with my mom & brother & niece was great anyway. We made mom the designated driver.
Some pics...
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Getting a chance to hang out with my mom & brother & niece was great anyway. We made mom the designated driver.
Some pics...
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sysca:
Yes that'll be a long way to go to the 8888 but this is not really important 'cause 8 isn't my chance number
gogo:
yeah sometimes i smile, too
well, just sometimes
well, just sometimes
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flux:
Thank you, sweetheart! I am SO on cloud nine!
spaztastic_bitch:
Hey! I feel like it's been forever since I've last been on your journal. Damn, but no.. don't kill her.. she's too low for death. But if you want you can kill me, oi I wish I had a gun.. Laykie's got a gun~ LALALA.. anyway.. I need a freaking MC for my Digi, or a new camera.. that'd be better since my other ones are MFing broken.. GOD! Hahaha I'm like, ranting on your comment thingie.. Maybe I will like.. send you a PM!
Ok, can you help me out here? I've been thinking about a few things lately, and I'd love to gather some not-very-scientific polling results by asking a random sample of SG members their opinions, feelings, thoughts, comments, etc.
1. a very good friend of mine has a big problem telling guys she's not interested in them. she finds it easier to go to dinner with...
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1. a very good friend of mine has a big problem telling guys she's not interested in them. she finds it easier to go to dinner with...
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razor_deity:
least I know im loved hehe 
pro-plus is totally legal
and shush! lol
fankoo
Im December... hummm... lol i dunno what to say about that really, other than Velcro gloves work best HAH!
pro-plus is totally legal
and shush! lol
fankoo
Im December... hummm... lol i dunno what to say about that really, other than Velcro gloves work best HAH!
waikiki:
wow......many compliments...
but thank u!!!!
so did i get right about what u would have done with my video of the toilette????
good nite!!!!and have anice week!!!!
ciauuuuu
but thank u!!!!
so did i get right about what u would have done with my video of the toilette????
good nite!!!!and have anice week!!!!
ciauuuuu
Oh crap. Guess I owe everyone an update. Well, technically I only owe koala one, since she's called my bluff and posted pics from her Vegas weekend. If only I could remember what I did over the weekend. [short break while I bang my head against the wall to loosen the rust]
I guess it was ok, as weekends go. Saw two films. One of...
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I guess it was ok, as weekends go. Saw two films. One of...
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daisy:
Cheers mate.
koala:
I just wanted to drop by and let you know that I posted a pic from my most recent photo shoot
I hope you are having a wonderful day today!
I just wanted to drop by and let you know that I posted a pic from my most recent photo shoot
I hope you are having a wonderful day today!
Time for an update, even if I am a tad disappointed. It was a complete surprise to me that more SGs admitted to owning a Hello Kitty vibrator, than would admit to ever using acrylic toys in their ____. So maybe this theme has played itself out, so to speak.
But I'm not quite ready to let go of it yet, partly b/c I'm fresh...
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But I'm not quite ready to let go of it yet, partly b/c I'm fresh...
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koala:
Just thought I'd let you know that I finally put up pics from my Vegas trip in my journal...I know you were refusing to tell me what you did this past weekend unless I updated about what I did...So, now you gotta spill! 
Hope you are doing well hun!
[Edited on Feb 08, 2006 10:10AM]
Hope you are doing well hun!
[Edited on Feb 08, 2006 10:10AM]
sierracore:
so you wanna feel the frustration good for you
And it's easier for men, you aren't as obsessed with having good hair!