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Thursday Dec 08, 2005

Dec 8, 2005
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How to make it seem realistic when you call in sick to your work:

Drink a glass of dark soda (caffeine containing) right before bed. Wake up, don't say anything before calling, and then call. When you talk, it'll sound like crap. Booya.

That, or actually be sick.

For me, I don't know which one was the most effective. However, I'm not at work, and I'm lying in bed being all warm, so that's good.

Interview(s) on Monday and Tuesday.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
alyssum:
I always wanna cookie!
Dec 8, 2005
hrlyquinn:
Warm in bed is good. I suck at calling out of work. I always feel really guilty and am sure that they are going to know something is up. It's no good at all. frown
Good luck on your interviews! smile
Dec 8, 2005

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