Monday Jan 31, 2005

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so i went out to wal mart and bought a deep fat fryer. yeah, i'm a glutton. but i forgot a bag or groceies there. so i'm fucked. it wasn't much, but important stuff, toothpaste, cheese and egg roll wrappers. if i go back now, they wouldn't give it to me. oh well. i'm out like 10 bucks. whatever
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redheaddevil:
So have you deep-fried everything you could think of yet??? Ohhhh, you'll never leave the house again!
thriftx2horatio:
Hellz naw I can't.. and it sucks too, 'cause I've GOT to finish this. Oh well. Did you ever see the first week of the Jimmy Kimmel show, before he got all censored -- it was seriously one of the greatest things ever. He, Adam and Snoop were drunk the whole time. On one episode, they had this deep fryer lady and they were deep frying everything... bananas, cookies, entire sub sandwiches. They even took a watch off a guy in the audience and fried it. One of the guests was an armenian ventriloquist. They took his doll and fried it -- then Jimmy started making out (no joke) with the old southern woman who was teaching them how to fry.

God I loved those first few episodes.

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