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People who are certain about God are kinda stupid. They annoy me. A lot. I know that here in the United States, women are automatically given a medal for squeezing out as many children as nature will allow. Why is that? The population of this planet is going up by the country of Mexico every year. Up, not just staying put. It's called birth control. It lets you have sex and do a lot dirty shit without having a kid. (My friend is planning a series of children's books: "What's in Mommy's Purse?", "Fun with Electrical Sockets", "You Were an Accident", "Everybody's a Little Racist (But that's OK)".) I know that one of christianity's big things is shitting out kids like you're re-populating after the flood or some shit like that, but honestly, the planet can't fucking take it. Yes, I know it's how I got here. (I was an accident!) It's like cancelling a police academy class: It saves the city about two million dollars, it's a temporary measure, it causes problems, but it works. All those people out there fucking: Please use a rubber or take a pill/shot/ring you shove up in there/whatever...