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The Dirty Jerz.

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Thursday Aug 02, 2007

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w00tw00t

Was anybody else's SG messed up yesterday? I couldn't get on at all for some reason...shit sucked. Sorry to all y'all that I left hanging...I'll get back to ya.

The Dirty Drop has 2 more shows with me behind the kit...I'm not sure what the hell they're gonna do w/o me, but I hope they continue on...I don't want to be known as the kid who destroyed the band.

I got drunk as a skunk last night, and was in quite rare form.

I woke up this morning with my morning wood crammed in between two couch cushions, I had on a Sherlock Holmes-esque hat, a brown corduroy vest, and a belt. No pants, no shirt...

I still don't know what the fuck happened.

So...make up a story as to how I ended up with my dick stuck in a couch, looking like two-fifths of a moron, post it below, and the best one will become my new memory of last night.

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