honkeylipps

Dear Journal,

I'm feelin' a wee bit randy tonight. Need to go find myself a womern!
I've lifted weights to impress onlooking male-physique-objectifying females, readied my pimpest polyesther attire, showered and even shaved...

I plan to hit on anything and everything that moves. Of course I'm bound to get socked a few times but that is certainly a small price to pay since the law of statistics practically guarantees that by employing this strategy I'll end up with number or two!