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Friday Jan 16, 2004

Jan 16, 2004
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The temperature .... (make sure to read the last line, red sox fans..)

* 60 above zero. Floridians turn the heat on. People in New England plant gardens.
* 50 above zero. Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
* 40 above zero. Italian and English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.
* 32 above zero. Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
* 20 above zero. Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
* 15 above zero. New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it turns cold.
* Zero. People in Miami die - or return to Cuba. New Englanders close the windows.
* 10 below zero. Californians go to Mexico. People in New England get out their Winter coats.
* 25 below zero. Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
* 40 below zero. Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep inside.
* 100 below zero. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in New England get frustrated because "the caah won't staaht".
* 275 below zero. All atomic motion stops. (Absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
* 500 below zero. Hell freezes over. Red Sox win the World Series.
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mistersatan:
You really don't- trust me. I think it might have something to do with "magic underwear" and "Jesus", though.
Jan 17, 2004
jomropgame:
aight email me your address if you want a copy of that Odius Mortem demo
Jan 17, 2004

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