Let me clear something up...because apparently there's been some misinformation floating around...
I did NOT get tattooed so that you might have some kind of reason to speak to me.
Better yet...the fact that I have tattooes does NOT mean that you can come up and lay your dirty fucking hands on them. Don't forget, they're attached to ME...and I'm still a person over here!
***
Other than being touched by some greasy guy at my greasy bar...it was a good day.
I am, in fact, sitting in my office right now...in all it's 95 degree glory...but you guessed it, we have internet!!!
And god said, let there be internet! And there was...and this was good...
***
After work headed to my bar to kill some time. The cute young new regular dude was there. I sat and talked to him and some other folks. He said he felt like he had to get in line to talk to me
I said it was just because I know everyone.
***
There was another guy there who I was chatting with...he'd told me the day before that I had pretty red hair.
Yesterday, he continued in this vein. He asked if it was natural? And then...the pause...
Oh geez, does he not think I know where this is going?
I told him that my hair is naturally auburn but that I give it a little kick up the red scale.
The pause...longer this time.
I'm wondering if I should just go ahead and answer the question before he asks it.
Pause..."So, am I right?" He asks.
I reply..."There isn't any."
Which...much to my chagrin...does NOT finish this line of questioning, in fact he quickly launched into a lecture about why shaving off auburn pubies is such a sin.
Oh well...when WILL I learn to keep my stupid ass mouth SHUT?!
***
Then it was off to Otto's for some socializing with LuckyP and JohnnyRnR (and friends). I had such a great time chatting it up with LuckyP and our bartender, who as it turns out, had been in the process of applying to be a sg too! It's funny...you never really know where we're all gonna turn up. Because we're everywhere!
JohnnyRnR and his friends kept us girls laughing for hours. LuckyP and I all kinds of bonded while she snuck cigarettes with me outside (bad, lucky! bad!!!). I'm only sorry I had to cut out so early
But, today is my big face to face interview at the American sign language interpreting program. So, I had to be at least SOMEWHAT coherent! Wish me luck!!!
I did NOT get tattooed so that you might have some kind of reason to speak to me.
Better yet...the fact that I have tattooes does NOT mean that you can come up and lay your dirty fucking hands on them. Don't forget, they're attached to ME...and I'm still a person over here!
***
Other than being touched by some greasy guy at my greasy bar...it was a good day.
I am, in fact, sitting in my office right now...in all it's 95 degree glory...but you guessed it, we have internet!!!
And god said, let there be internet! And there was...and this was good...
***
After work headed to my bar to kill some time. The cute young new regular dude was there. I sat and talked to him and some other folks. He said he felt like he had to get in line to talk to me
I said it was just because I know everyone.
***
There was another guy there who I was chatting with...he'd told me the day before that I had pretty red hair.
Yesterday, he continued in this vein. He asked if it was natural? And then...the pause...
Oh geez, does he not think I know where this is going?
I told him that my hair is naturally auburn but that I give it a little kick up the red scale.
The pause...longer this time.
I'm wondering if I should just go ahead and answer the question before he asks it.
Pause..."So, am I right?" He asks.
I reply..."There isn't any."
Which...much to my chagrin...does NOT finish this line of questioning, in fact he quickly launched into a lecture about why shaving off auburn pubies is such a sin.
Oh well...when WILL I learn to keep my stupid ass mouth SHUT?!
***
Then it was off to Otto's for some socializing with LuckyP and JohnnyRnR (and friends). I had such a great time chatting it up with LuckyP and our bartender, who as it turns out, had been in the process of applying to be a sg too! It's funny...you never really know where we're all gonna turn up. Because we're everywhere!
JohnnyRnR and his friends kept us girls laughing for hours. LuckyP and I all kinds of bonded while she snuck cigarettes with me outside (bad, lucky! bad!!!). I'm only sorry I had to cut out so early
But, today is my big face to face interview at the American sign language interpreting program. So, I had to be at least SOMEWHAT coherent! Wish me luck!!!
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Oh no hang on, that's a lie. Ha.
Good luck with the Interpreting.
Maybe I shouldn't post comments after hittin' the piss, but it's true.