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In case any of you are wondering what I look like these days...here's a photo of me on my way out to my girl E's wedding party...
P.s. beware of flying pieces of hot metal when welding, or else you'll end up with a hideous burn on YOUR arm too!

Rockin' the cleavage in all it's inappropriateness!

And in case any of you are wondering WHY I do, sometimes LIKE California...it's because on any given day I can see something like THIS on my way to work!!!


And in case any of you are wondering what I might look like on my way to a hot rod cruise/bbq...have a lookie...


And in case you're wondering who I met there...


I KNOW!!!
Can you believe it? I actually left the house...drove my car...went someplace I've never been and introduced myself to people I didn't know!

And in case you're wondering who I met IN PARTICULAR...


Yum!

And in case you're wondering how to know if you're a mother fucking rock star?
Travel 3000 miles across the country...introduce yourself to someone you've never met...and have them ask, "Do you know Rocco?"
And when you answer yes, they say that he'd mentioned you before.

That's right folks...I'm not only BAAAAAAD, I'm NATIONWIDE!! (ZZ Top)