So someone reactivated my account for me, eh? Suspicious.
girl_afraid:
hah, welcome back. 
It's ridiculous what love does to us.
Especially when it's one-sided.
Especially when it's one-sided.
silversurfer:
Happy birthday.
My friend Luis is a writer for FunnyCrave. I wrote a few jokes for this article. Enjoy.
63 Jokes About My Dick
63 Jokes About My Dick
It seems as though every cute, funny, interesting girl that I meet is taken.
I'm blaming Miami for this.
I'm blaming Miami for this.
heartbaker:
We are a rare breed
heartbaker:
That movie freaks me out too
My dog just died. I've had him since I was 13.
Almost 11 years and some asshole hits him with a car.
Fuck.
Almost 11 years and some asshole hits him with a car.
Fuck.
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kikibabe:
Wow. I'm so, so sorry to hear that.
Take care!
Take care!
clio:
thank you, dear.
ps. I'm sorry for your loss
ps. I'm sorry for your loss
Well, after reviewing my credit score it appears as though a new car is out the window for a while.
Luckily, after venting a bit I was able to calm down enough to see some silver lining. I could spend my down payment to fix my brother's old car up and use that. Plus without the extra expense of a car payment, I can actually...
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Luckily, after venting a bit I was able to calm down enough to see some silver lining. I could spend my down payment to fix my brother's old car up and use that. Plus without the extra expense of a car payment, I can actually...
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ojaeflo:
Yup. The girl at work has ISSSSSSUUES...
Stay away except for professional purposes.
Stay away except for professional purposes.
silversurfer:
So, is the red shirt a coolness test of the girl in class? Like, if she reacts favorably, that's good?
girl_afraid:
thank you.
Last night was interesting.
While waiting in line to see Sherlock Holmes, my friends and I had a discussion on the finer points of cannibalism. We determined that you'd want to eat someone that didn't really work out but still ate healthy. Just before the line started moving, a guy that worked there announced that we had been moved from theater 16 to theaters 14...
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While waiting in line to see Sherlock Holmes, my friends and I had a discussion on the finer points of cannibalism. We determined that you'd want to eat someone that didn't really work out but still ate healthy. Just before the line started moving, a guy that worked there announced that we had been moved from theater 16 to theaters 14...
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girl_afraid:
i would message her on facebook first. i only say this because i hate the phone though, which is funny that my job is being on the phone.
you look really cute in your new profile picture!
you look really cute in your new profile picture!
Hey SG Land,
Just wanted to say a few things.:
One, I'm still alive and working my ass off. I've been working out and eating right and lost about 15 lbs so far, and this is only the beginning tomorrow I'm doubling my efforts.
Two, Zombieland was fraking incredible.
Three, DOLPHINS WON!
That is all. For now.
-D
Just wanted to say a few things.:
One, I'm still alive and working my ass off. I've been working out and eating right and lost about 15 lbs so far, and this is only the beginning tomorrow I'm doubling my efforts.
Two, Zombieland was fraking incredible.
Three, DOLPHINS WON!
That is all. For now.
-D
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silversurfer:
Hey. How's south Florida these days?
silversurfer:
Things are going pretty well, all things considered.
Wow.
To say that I've been busy is an understatement. I started a new job three weeks ago and started three classes two weeks ago. My financial aid hasn't come in yet, so I spent a majority of those first two weeks trying to find the money to pay for my classes and books. I was able to take out a loan from my uncle...
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To say that I've been busy is an understatement. I started a new job three weeks ago and started three classes two weeks ago. My financial aid hasn't come in yet, so I spent a majority of those first two weeks trying to find the money to pay for my classes and books. I was able to take out a loan from my uncle...
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kikibabe:
I heard that's a great book.
Hang in there! I worked full time almost the whole way through both a bachelor's and a master's degree. Believe me, I know how rough it is, how tiring it is, and how easy it is to get discouraged. Take it from someone who has been there and came out the other side - you *can* do it! And once it's over, it really will have been worth it.
Hang in there! I worked full time almost the whole way through both a bachelor's and a master's degree. Believe me, I know how rough it is, how tiring it is, and how easy it is to get discouraged. Take it from someone who has been there and came out the other side - you *can* do it! And once it's over, it really will have been worth it.