What would I do with a time machine?
Now bear with me on this.
After going back and making sure that Simon Cowell never saw the light of day, cuz lets face it he's single highhandedly responsible for more evil since that funny little Austrian fello took the German Army on its European tour back in 1939, I'd head off to 1066 and the Battle of Hastings. Where, dressed in a zebra print onesie with yellow wellies i'd use a selection of high powered automatic weapons and grenades I would slaughter as many of the soldiers as I could whilst riding an elephant. Purely because I think it would make a brilliant addition to the Bayeux Tapestry, and the thought of some poor French Nun having to sew it on there amuses me greatly.
Now obviously I'd have to make sure the result of the battle didn't change and the french still won or otherwise they may never have made the Tapestry in the first place which is a shame, but saying that there could be serious repercussions to my actions, I could kill someone that survived originally which could alter the Space Time Continuum. I mean, what if I killed someone who's ancestor did something important like invent Lambrini, what would Hen Parties and desperate single women drink then?
But that's a risk I'm willing to take.
N.B I never thought I'd ever use the phrase 'Space Time Continuum' in a blog and more importantly no, I have not be drinking.
Now bear with me on this.
After going back and making sure that Simon Cowell never saw the light of day, cuz lets face it he's single highhandedly responsible for more evil since that funny little Austrian fello took the German Army on its European tour back in 1939, I'd head off to 1066 and the Battle of Hastings. Where, dressed in a zebra print onesie with yellow wellies i'd use a selection of high powered automatic weapons and grenades I would slaughter as many of the soldiers as I could whilst riding an elephant. Purely because I think it would make a brilliant addition to the Bayeux Tapestry, and the thought of some poor French Nun having to sew it on there amuses me greatly.
Now obviously I'd have to make sure the result of the battle didn't change and the french still won or otherwise they may never have made the Tapestry in the first place which is a shame, but saying that there could be serious repercussions to my actions, I could kill someone that survived originally which could alter the Space Time Continuum. I mean, what if I killed someone who's ancestor did something important like invent Lambrini, what would Hen Parties and desperate single women drink then?
But that's a risk I'm willing to take.
N.B I never thought I'd ever use the phrase 'Space Time Continuum' in a blog and more importantly no, I have not be drinking.