One day the devil was in hiding, so he created a mirror that made everything good and beautiful reflect and shrink in to almost nothing and made everything bad, ugly and evil stand out more clearly than ever.
All the little imps that went to the devils school they ran around with the mirror until there was nowhere and no one that had not been...
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All the little imps that went to the devils school they ran around with the mirror until there was nowhere and no one that had not been...
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What would I do with a time machine?
Now bear with me on this.
After going back and making sure that Simon Cowell never saw the light of day, cuz lets face it he's single highhandedly responsible for more evil since that funny little Austrian fello took the German Army on its European tour back in 1939, I'd head off to 1066 and the Battle...
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Now bear with me on this.
After going back and making sure that Simon Cowell never saw the light of day, cuz lets face it he's single highhandedly responsible for more evil since that funny little Austrian fello took the German Army on its European tour back in 1939, I'd head off to 1066 and the Battle...
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Chronicles of an Angry Man. (Envy Edition)
Didn't get a lot of sleep last night for reasons that will become apparent as this rant escalates. We'll start in true Hollywood style with a flash back, back in late August last year I moved from one flat to another. A wise move being as the flat I moved from was as water proof as some sort...
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Didn't get a lot of sleep last night for reasons that will become apparent as this rant escalates. We'll start in true Hollywood style with a flash back, back in late August last year I moved from one flat to another. A wise move being as the flat I moved from was as water proof as some sort...
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charlie_stars:
thanks for the laughs its funny how other peoples misery cheers us up. being a shift worker myself i suggest you get an awesome surround sound system and start watching war movies at full volume at times when they are asleep... but i'm a prick that way
digitalpunk:
haha, nice sign off line from this blog.
I've had similar situations, mate. We all love sex, but having to listen to other people do it while trying to nod off is NOT fun.
I've had similar situations, mate. We all love sex, but having to listen to other people do it while trying to nod off is NOT fun.
Things that have pissed me off (The chronicles of an angry man) 
(the anger never dies)
I believe I owe an apology to the mother of the screaming child in my local supermarket. You see, I could hear it crying from the moment I walked through the door and it continued to cry for the entire length of my visit (bout 25 - 30 minutes)....
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(the anger never dies)
I believe I owe an apology to the mother of the screaming child in my local supermarket. You see, I could hear it crying from the moment I walked through the door and it continued to cry for the entire length of my visit (bout 25 - 30 minutes)....
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Think I'm losing my mojo, everything seems like too much of an effort.
Can't even be bothered to lose my temper, which is really out of character.
On a lighter note though i'm now using the computer at work to visit this fine ass site, which is only a problem if the company's internet Nazi's catch me.
Can't even be bothered to lose my temper, which is really out of character.
On a lighter note though i'm now using the computer at work to visit this fine ass site, which is only a problem if the company's internet Nazi's catch me.
Animals are ace sometimes.
I was treated to two examples of how brilliant wildlife can be this morning. So walking through the park on my way home firstly I got to witness a goose completely balls up its landing on the pond and manage to plough straight into two swans. The noise and explosion of feathers was amaze balls, as you can imagine the swans...
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I was treated to two examples of how brilliant wildlife can be this morning. So walking through the park on my way home firstly I got to witness a goose completely balls up its landing on the pond and manage to plough straight into two swans. The noise and explosion of feathers was amaze balls, as you can imagine the swans...
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I'm a firm believer in multiverse theory.
For those that are unfamiliar with this what it boils down to is that there are an infinite number of alternate universes running parallel to what we call our reality, occupied by versions of ourselves who's lives have turned out differently by the different choices that we have made. For example there is a version of myself that...
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For those that are unfamiliar with this what it boils down to is that there are an infinite number of alternate universes running parallel to what we call our reality, occupied by versions of ourselves who's lives have turned out differently by the different choices that we have made. For example there is a version of myself that...
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username63417:
Okay, this totally made me giggle! Good blog! 
Things that have pissed me off (Chronicles of an angry man)
The troll and her 4 daughters at the post office having a go at the lady behind the counter who was doing her best to help them. Firstly troll, have the common sense to sort your daughters passport out BEFORE you book the family holiday. Secondly it is not the fault of the woman...
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The troll and her 4 daughters at the post office having a go at the lady behind the counter who was doing her best to help them. Firstly troll, have the common sense to sort your daughters passport out BEFORE you book the family holiday. Secondly it is not the fault of the woman...
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camfella04:
I get pissed off just reading it, and I wasn't even there. Hate trolls and the bridge or rock they crawled out from under.