hobbsic

Animals are ace sometimes.

I was treated to two examples of how brilliant wildlife can be this morning. So walking through the park on my way home firstly I got to witness a goose completely balls up its landing on the pond and manage to plough straight into two swans. The noise and explosion of feathers was amaze balls, as you can imagine the swans were non best pleased and chased said kamikaze goose back into the sky.

And secondly in the same park I saw the worlds largest squirrel. Oh it was big, fooking massive infact. It was like a two year old in a fur coat that some one had nailed to a tree, it really was one big bastard. I would have taken a picture but it was a rough area and I didn't want said giant squirrel wrestling the phone off me and selling it on the black market so it could by some cashews. Cashews as your probably aware are like crystal meth for squirrels.