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semi interesting elena tidbits ( not the pineapple kind)
did you know when i was younger my goal in life was to become a female female impersonator? i even found a college in baltiomore that would allow me to get my performing arts major in it, i had a whole life plan developed for this. seriously.
i used to love dressing in drag as a...
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did you know when i was younger my goal in life was to become a female female impersonator? i even found a college in baltiomore that would allow me to get my performing arts major in it, i had a whole life plan developed for this. seriously.
i used to love dressing in drag as a...
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babyblue:
That's okay, it's all better now.
*humps new laptop*
*humps new laptop*
alyssum:
The threat of 6-12" puddles has completely made me forget what I was gonna say here.
i wannna be fred flinstone!
kinda like an anarchIst, but seriously old skool!
that's right bitches, you ain't as punk as this girl!
ps i ♥ green jell(o)(y)
kinda like an anarchIst, but seriously old skool!
that's right bitches, you ain't as punk as this girl!
ps i ♥ green jell(o)(y)
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ladybelmont:
No I didn't get my glasses yet. I have to save up for the ones I want. The place we go is Lady Luck.
automatic:
Thanks for comin in to me work yesterday. It's cool to see people you know actually come in. Hope it didn't suck.
first cuddling in a lions den now cuddling in the crab shack!
i love the summer
i love the summer
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gregweed:
Summer is some goodness. I wish it was here now so I could play with it.
recoveringmale:
hey I love that song!
right now i am in a strange place, none of this will make much sense to most of you... sorrry, just stream of concious typing while i flail my legs around happily
natural glucose is delicious!
so what if boys make fun of me, i don't care, i'm happy like ridiculously happy
cause i won today!
it's like panic park but better....
today was awesome,...
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natural glucose is delicious!
so what if boys make fun of me, i don't care, i'm happy like ridiculously happy
cause i won today!
it's like panic park but better....
today was awesome,...
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hansel:
cheese sandwiches are good.
eddie:
WHEEEEE I will
i want to hump all of you! like dirty monki humping, well most of you... some of you i'd rather just molester till you were ooey gooey puddles, i like puddles.... i guess that's the nice thing about humping, it doesn't have to be sexy.... leg humpings are nice......
what makes you turn to goo? or will i just have to find out for my...
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jmand2:
Howdy, nice meeting you the other night.
starisea:
I loves me some hocky playin, catholic eating, leg humping school girl!
It was so awesome to finally meet you!
*squish*
It was so awesome to finally meet you!
*squish*
i got to spend some great quality time with my wife last night 
even got to hang out with ma baby's daddy and his current crush, it's good to see his gangsta ass smiling so much
i even got to spend some time with ma baby, always good times there.
i've been leaving lyrics on peoples journals, ones that remind me of them in some...
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even got to hang out with ma baby's daddy and his current crush, it's good to see his gangsta ass smiling so much
i even got to spend some time with ma baby, always good times there.
i've been leaving lyrics on peoples journals, ones that remind me of them in some...
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cheech:
No more big, booshy eyebrows? Aww.
Once again- yes, but I don't want to weird out my Friends list! I don't think it's the message they want to hear, tying to bedposts and things...
Baby's daddies, wives, jeez you have a LOT goin' on dere!
I don't know xtopher so I say- I am too ignorant to say!!
Once again- yes, but I don't want to weird out my Friends list! I don't think it's the message they want to hear, tying to bedposts and things...
Baby's daddies, wives, jeez you have a LOT goin' on dere!
I don't know xtopher so I say- I am too ignorant to say!!
hansel:
Thanks for the lyrics. I still haven't read them... but I'm so tired. 
i kept updating til 5 am.......
first off a question for all of you... does any one have a copy or access to billie holiday singing strange fruit? thanks greg!
and
if you had to reccomend any two songs to me what would they be? and dont worry about the chances of me having heard it, just reccomend something.
and now for a quiz.
1....
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first off a question for all of you... does any one have a copy or access to billie holiday singing strange fruit? thanks greg!
and
if you had to reccomend any two songs to me what would they be? and dont worry about the chances of me having heard it, just reccomend something.
and now for a quiz.
1....
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lalindaloca:
I'm smilin'!
All Women Are Bad ~ Cramps
Adam and Eve,
Sittin' in the woods,
Eve said "Man, I got somethin' real good
It's in that tree, you'll get smart fast!"
Adam said "sure, Satan my ass.
I don't see no snakes, but all women are bad"
chorus:
All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what he said
All women are bad
Groovy wiggly tails
Horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad...
Samson and Delilah
Talkin' bout groomin'
Delilah said "Sam you don't look human!"
Took some scissors, went snip-snip,
Said "Now everybody's gonna think you're hip"
Sam felt his head and said,
"All women are bad"
(repeat chorus)
There's one with you
Lookin' so sweet,
But she's just a wolf dressed up like sheep
Secret gadgets up under their clothes
Stuff you hear about but nobody knows
And it ain't no use...
All women are bad
(repeat chorus)
Save me the label
Of that perfume on the table
So I can remember what made a wreck of me
All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what he said
All women are bad
Groovy wiggly tails
Horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad...
[Edited on Jan 26, 2006 9:07AM]
I'm smilin'!
All Women Are Bad ~ Cramps
Adam and Eve,
Sittin' in the woods,
Eve said "Man, I got somethin' real good
It's in that tree, you'll get smart fast!"
Adam said "sure, Satan my ass.
I don't see no snakes, but all women are bad"
chorus:
All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what he said
All women are bad
Groovy wiggly tails
Horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad...
Samson and Delilah
Talkin' bout groomin'
Delilah said "Sam you don't look human!"
Took some scissors, went snip-snip,
Said "Now everybody's gonna think you're hip"
Sam felt his head and said,
"All women are bad"
(repeat chorus)
There's one with you
Lookin' so sweet,
But she's just a wolf dressed up like sheep
Secret gadgets up under their clothes
Stuff you hear about but nobody knows
And it ain't no use...
All women are bad
(repeat chorus)
Save me the label
Of that perfume on the table
So I can remember what made a wreck of me
All women are bad
All women are bad
That's what he said
All women are bad
Groovy wiggly tails
Horns on their head
All women are bad
All women are bad...
[Edited on Jan 26, 2006 9:07AM]
sadfaceclown:
I love that song.
....I live that song.
....I live that song.
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stitches_u_up:
Hey, So how did the job hunting go? Hope it was fun and exciting. Wish i had had some time to chat but i was in a bit of a rush cus i had been called into work. Anyways
Love the tattoo, very cool.
Love the tattoo, very cool.
hansel:
You change your hair more often than I change my underwear.
friday was good fun at chopsticks 
CoPirate, AlphaMale, BrokenBeatNik, GregWeed and BankerBoy all were there plus alot of old faces i was so happy to see, i miss the crazy ass pirate house some times!
ended up coming home and watch ROBOT JOX... in the future robots will settle every thing, trust me, if you haven't seen it, it's ok, if you...
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CoPirate, AlphaMale, BrokenBeatNik, GregWeed and BankerBoy all were there plus alot of old faces i was so happy to see, i miss the crazy ass pirate house some times!
ended up coming home and watch ROBOT JOX... in the future robots will settle every thing, trust me, if you haven't seen it, it's ok, if you...
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fenris23:
Hansel was fucking awesome. Missed you too. Great time was had though, despite some bad soy milk.
hannarobin:
thanks for coming to the arcade
what a lazy day !
what a lazy weekend!
had a great time last night with sgpdx, especially in torturing my wife!
been spending alot of time being disgustingly happy... ewwwww i think we even had a mutual sighing moment.... lame!
any how love you all and i'm sure i'll see some of you this week.
E
what a lazy weekend!
had a great time last night with sgpdx, especially in torturing my wife!
been spending alot of time being disgustingly happy... ewwwww i think we even had a mutual sighing moment.... lame!
any how love you all and i'm sure i'll see some of you this week.
E
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gregweed:
I had a fun time on Saturday too, how was the stripperoke?
lalindaloca:
Hi! We had a great SGC event here last night and I spoke with Mr. Obelisk. He misses you too! 
See you guys 2 nite!
Yeah! E
Yeah! E
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bigwook:
Yeah, I wish! Stupid work.
hotpockets:
aww yeah
Some of my favorite jokes are from a site I went to 10 years back, when first going online. It was a site of jokes like:
What happened to the boy who drank too much soda?
He fell in love with the Coke machine.
What happened to John Doe?
A male deer tried to mate with him.
What happened to John Deer?
He got shot.
Did you hear about the kid who learned karate?
He was so tough he kicked his own butt.