Denver : Flight 2-0-9er, this is Denver flight control. You are approaching some rough weather. Please climb to 42,000 feet.
Over : Roger, Denver.
Elaine : We have a visitor. . .
Over : Hello.
Murdock : Hi!
Elaine : This is Captain Over, Mr Murdock and Mr Basta. This is Joey Hammond. . .
Over : Well hi Joey.
Murdock : Come on up...
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Over : Roger, Denver.
Elaine : We have a visitor. . .
Over : Hello.
Murdock : Hi!
Elaine : This is Captain Over, Mr Murdock and Mr Basta. This is Joey Hammond. . .
Over : Well hi Joey.
Murdock : Come on up...
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EXT. SCHOOL BUS STOP - MORNING
STAN, KYLE AND KENNY wait in the snow for their school bus, holding their lunch boxes and debating.
KIDS (Singing) School days school days, teacher's golden-
Kyle's little brother, IKE, bounces into frame.
KYLE -Ah damn it, my little brother's trying to follow me to school again.
IKE tries to talk.
IKE BaBa Simi
KYLE Ike, you can't come...
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STAN, KYLE AND KENNY wait in the snow for their school bus, holding their lunch boxes and debating.
KIDS (Singing) School days school days, teacher's golden-
Kyle's little brother, IKE, bounces into frame.
KYLE -Ah damn it, my little brother's trying to follow me to school again.
IKE tries to talk.
IKE BaBa Simi
KYLE Ike, you can't come...
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Basil: [on the phone] One double room without bath for the 16th, 17th and 18th... yes, and if you'd be so good as to confirm by letter? ... thank you so much, goodbye. [puts the phone down]
Sybil: [bustling in] Have you made up the bill for room twelve, Basil?
Basil: No, I haven't yet, no.
Sybil: Well, they're in a hurry. Polly says they...
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Sybil: [bustling in] Have you made up the bill for room twelve, Basil?
Basil: No, I haven't yet, no.
Sybil: Well, they're in a hurry. Polly says they...
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misterjesus:
I do and I do.
Well not a great deal to report in the World of Hermes, as I've been lying low and vegging out a bit. Got some typing at the weekend so the game's nearly done. Also been watching a lot of Farscape as a friend has lent me his DVDs.
An element of bad news is that the little old lady who lives next door has a...
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An element of bad news is that the little old lady who lives next door has a...
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kinto:
Wow 
So people can really win at the lottery! Nice one, hopefully we'll see you soon then!
Regarding the cat, maybe you should end his misery indeed. It's horrible to see them slowly dying when you know there's nothing that can be done to save them...
So people can really win at the lottery! Nice one, hopefully we'll see you soon then!
Regarding the cat, maybe you should end his misery indeed. It's horrible to see them slowly dying when you know there's nothing that can be done to save them...
ANDY: Allright, lads! How you feeling? A bit wonky? Perfectly normal. You'll be as right as rain in 20 minutes. So, if you could just move through into the recuperation lounge, I can get things ready for the next lot.
LISTER: The next lot?
ANDY: Yeah, a very popular game is Red Dwarf. It's got a two year waiting list. Only got 20 machines. So!...
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LISTER: The next lot?
ANDY: Yeah, a very popular game is Red Dwarf. It's got a two year waiting list. Only got 20 machines. So!...
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october:
yeah it has been really hectic the last few days - i'm going to do nothing today and recover 
maelwys:
Might have to get to Anthrax if they're playing, aint seen em in a while now.
Yes, I still play Warhammer Very rarely though since I never seem to have enough time. I'm more of a pc gaming geek nowadays. I would go to Salute on Saturday but it's my lasses birthday and she might well take a dim view of that 
Yes, I still play Warhammer
Very rarely though since I never seem to have enough time. I'm more of a pc gaming geek nowadays. I would go to Salute on Saturday but it's my lasses birthday and she might well take a dim view of that NEIL: Oh, I wish we'd missed the train after all now. I'm just not going to be able to answer anything, I just know it.
RICK: Oh, come off it, Neil, you little swotty-pants. Just look at you, swotting away for teacher like a total spazmo. You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? You've done loads and loads of work on it and I...
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RICK: Oh, come off it, Neil, you little swotty-pants. Just look at you, swotting away for teacher like a total spazmo. You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? You've done loads and loads of work on it and I...
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tilly:
I wish! My cat is something of a snob and it's difficult enough to get her to eat bog-standard cat food, let alone the most freakish organism on the planet.
If they tasted like chicken on the other hand, it would be a different matter altogether
(And damn you! You've inspired me to whip my Young Ones videos out and have a day of cackling at the telly and festering in my jim-jams)
If they tasted like chicken on the other hand, it would be a different matter altogether
(And damn you! You've inspired me to whip my Young Ones videos out and have a day of cackling at the telly and festering in my jim-jams
)
traumatron:
doing impersonations of the young ones is a fucking brilliant way to spend any amount of time.
*raises a glass to those bloody fools*
*raises a glass to those bloody fools*
[cut to a table in a dark room. Rum [Tom Baker, but I needn't tell you that] is sitting with his back against a wall]
Rum: Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy.
Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand]
Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord! I'll wager...
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Rum: Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaahrrrrr Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrrr. Me laddy.
Blackadder: Ah-haah-ah, indeed. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and your ship. Can we shake on it? [holds out hand]
Rum: aah-ahhh! [strokes his hand] You have a woman's hand, milord! I'll wager...
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asha:
ah, well i'm on NTL....they have
150K 17.99 a month
600K 24.99 a month
1MB 34.99 a month
so it all makes sense
I'll probably be red again in a few weeks, I'm just contemplating keeping it all blonde for a while once I bleach it - it'll depend on how it turns out!!
150K 17.99 a month
600K 24.99 a month
1MB 34.99 a month
so it all makes sense
I'll probably be red again in a few weeks, I'm just contemplating keeping it all blonde for a while once I bleach it - it'll depend on how it turns out!!
cherry:
I LOVE YOU.
xoxoxoxox
xoxoxoxox
CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn...
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VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn...
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cherry:
Oh my god. My head exploded.
Yoo Rool.
!!!
Cherry xoxoxox
Yoo Rool.
!!!
Cherry xoxoxox
nixxx:
I have yet to find one single person that plays mind games!! So looks like you are one in a million!
=x=
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Haha crazy me. Today I chose to abandon my plans of creativity and productivity and headed for the UGC to do some cinematic catching-up on my lonesome. Managed to time things perfectly so I could catch four films back-to-back. And it didn't cost me nary a penny to boot!
The Passion of the Christ
Well it managed to capture the feel and context of the...
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The Passion of the Christ
Well it managed to capture the feel and context of the...
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dafunk:
Woah, right well don't have enough money to buy all those books in one so i've started a favourites folder for related links and i'm going to do some reading online. Going to start with Andrew collins and we'll talk again soon. thanx
big_dave:
with you most of the way on them four fillums, fella. Christ was shite, tho, in a puirely film-making/cinema way. And I've yet to find the one joke Starsky... contained 
The Clone Wars cartoons rock. For those not yet initiated, you can download them from http://www.pcpages.com/1010101/ although unless you've got broadband it may take a while...
Been musing over the value of the Internet and it's role in my lifestyle. It's kinda ironic that it opens so many opportunities in some ways, and yet limits them terribly in others. It's easy to forget that when...
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Been musing over the value of the Internet and it's role in my lifestyle. It's kinda ironic that it opens so many opportunities in some ways, and yet limits them terribly in others. It's easy to forget that when...
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nickysonic:
I know exactly what you mean. Unfortunately, I make the same gaffes in real life 
And I have some French Anal Dick Party DVDs to be watched.
And I have some French Anal Dick Party DVDs to be watched.
poisondaisy was too long - i know someone on here with the name daisy and didn't want to steal it... so someone came up october. i like it