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Tuesday Aug 17, 2010

Aug 17, 2010
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On the line with computer tech support with a guy, who if he isn't American, speaks perfect non-accented English:

Him: "City?"

Me: "Washington, D.C."

Him: "So the state is Washtington?"

Me: "No."

Him: "What is it then?"

Me: "I guess it's the District of Columbia."

Him: "So you're in Canada then?"

Me: "No..."

He then put me on hold for like five minutes while he figured it out.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
It would not shock me if an American did not know that.
Aug 17, 2010
baudot:
But that's the best! It's a many-hour high as you grind the sorry computer into the dust it so richly deserves.
Aug 18, 2010

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