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Home visiting my parents.

Late night web surfing, sitting in the kitchen upstairs.

Every night, the sound of porn music, accompanied by the grunting, comes wafting up from the basement.

Gotta love my dad!

silversurfer:
Ah, the joys of going home for the holidays. It's just like a Norman Rockwell painting.
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Lying in bed this morning, talking to The Wife about Christmas presents for the kids:

Her: So how big is the Wii?
Me: You've seen it. You know how big it is.
Her: Yes, but that was a while ago, and I didn't look very closely.
Me: Yeah, I know. You never do.
Her: So how big is it?
Me: [Holds my fingers apart] About...
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silversurfer:
Have a merry one. I hope Hanukkah Harry brings you lots of good presents.
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For the record?

I fucking HATE Tupperware.
silversurfer:
So does Unida, according to her profile. Or at least, she's not into it.
pheme:
Buy the stick blender AND something non practical!

She'll be pissed if she doesn't get the blender.

Any chance she's going to modify the blender into a crazy vibrator?
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Two weeks to Christmas?

I am SO dead...
silversurfer:
What's the prob? Just sit back and let Santa Claus take care of everything. That's what I do.
pheme:
I've got one paycheck to buy for 9 people...I hope it will stretch!!
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Woo-hoo! Leaving for WDW with the family in five days!!!

I am such a bad parent, taking my kids out of school for a week to go visit The Mouse. At least thats what the principal at school tells me!

Anyone want me to get them a pair of ears while I'm there?
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ally:
THX for commenting on my set!

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pheme:
Hentzau, what makes you think they haven't seen it already?
My mom LOVES it and wants to learn to, "SHake my ass like my daugta"
It sounds funnier in her Lind Richmand coffee talk voice
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Dinner conversation with the wife tonight...

Me: We need to get our Thanksgiving shopping done before the weekend.
Her: Why? We have time.
Me: Well, I dont want to be out all this weekend with everyone else shopping
Her: We still have next week
Me: I think that would be a bad idea, waiting until the last minute.
Her: What last minute, we have 2...
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olsen:
Awesome. I'm private messaging you my email address so we can make arrangements.
salome:
Mmmmm, Reza's. I gotta go to Reza's. Thanks for making me hungry!
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There are very few things in life better a big bag of Garrett's Caramel Crisp Popcorn with Cashews.
silversurfer:
How about a bag of Fannie May dark pixies?

No, they're not evil faeries. They're caramel and pecans covered with chocolate (i.e. turtles), but with semi-sweet instead of milk chocolate.
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Bye bye, Birdie!!!

(And thank god for that!)
silversurfer:
Hasta la vista, Birdie!
pheme:
Spiderman is theis sack sack of a guy who I was trying my best to be nice to but he put his hand on my waist it was cold so he moved it to where it is in the picture.
The guy is really just...sad.

Funny story about the evil Jeannie.
There was a big 'gay' fight over her name!
Seems there was much confusion over evil Jeannie and Samantha Steven's evil sister!
There's nothing like a 'gay fight'!!!
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silversurfer:
In case you're interested, here are some further ruminations on image sizing.
silversurfer:
Or, you could reduce the image to about 550 pixels wide, upload it to your albums, and link to it from there.

That's for your journal. Board thread pictures have a maximum of about 400 pixels wide. Images you post in other people's journals also won't fit at 550, because they're displayed farther to the right.

Okay, I'll stop with the image sizing already....
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House to myself all weekend. Mostly.

Wife is taking the girls to scout camp this weekend, leaving me with the boy. But I have three performances this weekend, so my MiL is going to be doing the watching for me, at least overnight. I'll come by and get him sometime on Saturday, and we'll go out and do some more father son bonding.

But sitll!...
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salome:
What musical are you in?
silversurfer:
Unlike some people, I never had any 8-tracks.

Cassettes, however, are another matter entirely....