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Lying in bed this morning, talking to The Wife about Christmas presents for the kids:

Her: So how big is the Wii?
Me: You've seen it. You know how big it is.
Her: Yes, but that was a while ago, and I didn't look very closely.
Me: Yeah, I know. You never do.
Her: So how big is it?
Me: [Holds my fingers apart] About that big...
Her: Wow. That's not very big!
Me: [Pouting, sounding hurt] Well, jeez! That was kinda cold, wasn't it?
Her: What? It isn't very big, is it...compared to others I've seen!
Me: OK, now you're just being insulting! You've never had a problem with the size of the Wii before!
Her: Insulting? I'm just saying that the Wii is smaller than the Xbox! How is that...
Me: [Grin]
Her: [Pillow to my head] Shut up!!!

Merry Christmas, Everyone!