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This Question comes from an anonymous person. John doe asks Drunken Larry:
Dear Drunken Larry, I've been dating this girl for a little over a year and a half. I love her, but I'm really sick of her. How do I break it off with her without hurting her feelings?
Dear John,
Your question reminds me of the times I would sleep with prostitutes in the 60's, but the language barrier made them think that we were married. But I had an epiphany. I have a little hair fetish and that freaks the hell out of women. What you should do is in her sleep, cut off a lock of her hair, and put it into one of them little handy zip lock bags. Then you go out to a fancy resturaunt like Ponderosa, or Red Lobster, or Old Country Buffet. You then pull out the bag and show her. I'm really glad I could help you son.
So don't foget to submit your questions for next week by Monday night. You can just e-mail garnes and he'll forward the questions to me.
This Question comes from an anonymous person. John doe asks Drunken Larry:
Dear Drunken Larry, I've been dating this girl for a little over a year and a half. I love her, but I'm really sick of her. How do I break it off with her without hurting her feelings?
Dear John,
Your question reminds me of the times I would sleep with prostitutes in the 60's, but the language barrier made them think that we were married. But I had an epiphany. I have a little hair fetish and that freaks the hell out of women. What you should do is in her sleep, cut off a lock of her hair, and put it into one of them little handy zip lock bags. Then you go out to a fancy resturaunt like Ponderosa, or Red Lobster, or Old Country Buffet. You then pull out the bag and show her. I'm really glad I could help you son.
So don't foget to submit your questions for next week by Monday night. You can just e-mail garnes and he'll forward the questions to me.
thank you for the sweet compliment. i would hope that southerners get a little more credit for their eloquence than their ignorance.
xoxo
what when i was pissing?
you're right, I didn't, I'm very maticulous about that sort of thing.