On July 4th Christine and I are going to embark on a massive change in our eating.
We are going to start eating like our ancestors, who we are genetically identical to, and only eat meat, nuts, seeds, fruits and vegetables. No more grains, breads, pasta or dairy. No more processed sugars.
Time to be a cave man.
It's funny...I posted about this on Facebook and one of my exes chimed in with "Paleo man only lived to be 25...how can we gain some magical insight from his diet?"
Yes, Paleo man had shorted life spans then "modern" man, and you know why?
Because he had to run from Predators. He didn't have medicine. He didn't have health care of any fucking kind. A tooth infection would KILL him. A popped blister COULD be come gangrene.
Everything in Paleo man's world wanted him dead...including other Paleo men...
Wonder why he didn't live as long.
-rolls eyes-
Then later she chimes in with "Well, I don't agree with that much meat, and I hardly think that grains are terrible for you..."
First off bitch...no one is asking or forcing you to change your diet. I am the one changing my diet, not you...so shut your trap.
Second, you haven't read the science. Grains aren't bad for you? Ok...then why do we have to process the fuck out of them, then COOK the shit out of them to make them even remotely edible?
That's right...because WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM...jackass...
Anyway, that's the end of my preaching about the subject. I am giving this eating change a 30 day try to see how I feel, and I'll go from there.
I am also going to keep track of what I eat, and possibly do a weekly blog about it on Youtube.
All I know is 380 lbs is not acceptable considering I told myself if I ever hit 400 I would blow my brains out with a shotgun...and no, I am not kidding. I refuse to become another diabetes statistic or crippled fat man in a motorized cart who kids laugh at because of something I can control.
Fuck that noise.
Oh, and also...I want my God damned back to stop hurting. It's pissing me off and I know it's from lugging this monster truck tire gut around...
-Me
This is my "little" brother. There's no reason I couldn't be built like him.
-Added-
I literally just unwrapped my sandwich and put mustard on it...at 2:35am...and this woman walks in to check in...12 hours before check-in time.
Really?
We are going to start eating like our ancestors, who we are genetically identical to, and only eat meat, nuts, seeds, fruits and vegetables. No more grains, breads, pasta or dairy. No more processed sugars.
Time to be a cave man.
It's funny...I posted about this on Facebook and one of my exes chimed in with "Paleo man only lived to be 25...how can we gain some magical insight from his diet?"
Yes, Paleo man had shorted life spans then "modern" man, and you know why?
Because he had to run from Predators. He didn't have medicine. He didn't have health care of any fucking kind. A tooth infection would KILL him. A popped blister COULD be come gangrene.
Everything in Paleo man's world wanted him dead...including other Paleo men...
Wonder why he didn't live as long.
-rolls eyes-
Then later she chimes in with "Well, I don't agree with that much meat, and I hardly think that grains are terrible for you..."
First off bitch...no one is asking or forcing you to change your diet. I am the one changing my diet, not you...so shut your trap.
Second, you haven't read the science. Grains aren't bad for you? Ok...then why do we have to process the fuck out of them, then COOK the shit out of them to make them even remotely edible?
That's right...because WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM...jackass...
Anyway, that's the end of my preaching about the subject. I am giving this eating change a 30 day try to see how I feel, and I'll go from there.
I am also going to keep track of what I eat, and possibly do a weekly blog about it on Youtube.
All I know is 380 lbs is not acceptable considering I told myself if I ever hit 400 I would blow my brains out with a shotgun...and no, I am not kidding. I refuse to become another diabetes statistic or crippled fat man in a motorized cart who kids laugh at because of something I can control.
Fuck that noise.
Oh, and also...I want my God damned back to stop hurting. It's pissing me off and I know it's from lugging this monster truck tire gut around...
-Me
This is my "little" brother. There's no reason I couldn't be built like him.
-Added-
I literally just unwrapped my sandwich and put mustard on it...at 2:35am...and this woman walks in to check in...12 hours before check-in time.
Really?
_smurfzilla_:
good luck with the diet! sometimes a good change is what your body needs to kickstart it.