I forgot to mention...
I gave my male a week off to eat and recoup and put him back in with the female two days ago. They were locked up all day yesterday...and not tonight...
so I put him in with my roomie's female.
We'll see what happens there.
I will keep alternating the male between females and meals for the winter...and see what happens!
Psyched that they locked up again!!!!
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Dating
Sometimes I wish finding a mate was more like the way it is in the wild.
You find a female you're interested in, and instead of having to worry about being attractive to them, or the size of your wallet...you just walk up and pee a rectangle around them. Now they're in "your territory". If any other males enter said territory, you'd punch them in the face or growl at them really loudly until they leave. Often times this would make said female ready to mate.
Or better yet...you go out in the backyard, pee a rectangle along the edge of it, then stand in the middle and let out a nice loud mating call and wait for the females to come to you. How frickin awesome would that be?
And instead of taking them out to dinner and a movie, all you'd have to do is wear some bright clothes and shake your ass around all...mating dance style, and POW...she's yours.
Yup...
Life would be much easier.
-Me
I gave my male a week off to eat and recoup and put him back in with the female two days ago. They were locked up all day yesterday...and not tonight...
so I put him in with my roomie's female.
We'll see what happens there.
I will keep alternating the male between females and meals for the winter...and see what happens!
Psyched that they locked up again!!!!
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Dating
Sometimes I wish finding a mate was more like the way it is in the wild.
You find a female you're interested in, and instead of having to worry about being attractive to them, or the size of your wallet...you just walk up and pee a rectangle around them. Now they're in "your territory". If any other males enter said territory, you'd punch them in the face or growl at them really loudly until they leave. Often times this would make said female ready to mate.
Or better yet...you go out in the backyard, pee a rectangle along the edge of it, then stand in the middle and let out a nice loud mating call and wait for the females to come to you. How frickin awesome would that be?
And instead of taking them out to dinner and a movie, all you'd have to do is wear some bright clothes and shake your ass around all...mating dance style, and POW...she's yours.
Yup...
Life would be much easier.
-Me
honestly, i have no idea what i would do!
*vegan kisses*
Or chiumpanzees who hunt elusive bonobo monkeys so they can barter bonobo brains for sex with discerning females.
Of course, if discussing mating in the wild, you must consider it could be more like the praying mantis.