Just got a phone call from Tucson, apparantly the past I thought I had laid to rest has risen once more, like a demonic zombie of youth's stupidity.
Once again there is a warrant out for my arrest, for something that happened 7 years ago. I've gone through steps to get this straightened out at least two or three times now, and every time it keeps on coming back. I swear I'm going to be 50 and still getting a call every 10 years or so telling me that the city of Tucson has found new things to charge me with, and is still mailing the notices to my address in old town (which I moved from long ago) as their legally mandated "attempt to contact".
I'm not sure if there's a reward but anyone who needs some quick cash can call the Tucson, AZ courts and find out if they want. If you promise to split it with me 50/50, I'll even go quietly ;-)
Once again there is a warrant out for my arrest, for something that happened 7 years ago. I've gone through steps to get this straightened out at least two or three times now, and every time it keeps on coming back. I swear I'm going to be 50 and still getting a call every 10 years or so telling me that the city of Tucson has found new things to charge me with, and is still mailing the notices to my address in old town (which I moved from long ago) as their legally mandated "attempt to contact".
I'm not sure if there's a reward but anyone who needs some quick cash can call the Tucson, AZ courts and find out if they want. If you promise to split it with me 50/50, I'll even go quietly ;-)
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Wow. Just wanted to note that.