My traditional post on Single Awareness Day:
	
	VALENTINE'S POEM 4 THE BITTER
	
	Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
	What the hell is all that shit for?
	People get mushy and start acting queer
	It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
	This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
	Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
	I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
	And wear all black for the rest of the week
	Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade
	For all they are doing is trying to get laid
	The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
	Because I think love is a crock of shit
	So here's my story...what else can I say?
	Love bites my ass...FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!!