hellstorm

so last night at work, got one of my coordinators (think mid-level manager) to almost throw up for a fourth time. its a game between a co-worker and I, to see who can get him beat red or anything like that. this coordinator lacks mental firewalls, I tell him something and he pictures it. I've moved from obvious things towards more subtlety. the entire "say something that he gets 10 minutes later" idea. its fun!

as for the co-worker, she does things differently. since this coordinator is about 25 and never had a date (IE, still a virgin), she'll do things like eat twizzlers in front of him in a way that his eye balls bug out. one night, she comes hopping up towards him, he goes "She's moving like a horse," and she replies "But this horse swallows!" he almost lost it there. from what he said, he did have an opportunity a few weeks ago to lose his virginity (a friend of his came over, she tends to get drunk and sleep with people....she got drunk, he lacked condoms).

so last night, talking about the infamous "1 guy 1 screwdriver" and he goes "Never saw it." I told him about how I posted the link, and one person (who shall remain nameless here) calls his roommate in to watch the video. and how another (nameless) person here said at the end "It looks chunky....kind of like ketchup."

he heard that, makes an audible noise, and spends the next few minutes trying not to hurl. go me.

and to make things even better....he's leaving at the end of the night, and I spot a re-shop....a bottle of ketchup. I call him and go "Here, look!" and hold it up. he turned beat red (again).



so the question for you.....you are going on 25+ years virginity and have an opportunity (best one ever) to lose your virginity, but there are no condoms available...go for it or not? just curious!

thanks.