hellocentral

alright people...i was bored so i thought i'd do one o these. it's been like, four years since the last one i did.


A is for age: 22.25
B is for booze: no thanks, i tend to either get no effect whatsoever from it, or black out and have no idea what happened. not cool.
C is for career: don't fence me in.
D is for Dad's name: charles. chad, really.
E is for essential items to bring to party: party? i went to one of those in junior high.
F is for favorite song at the moment: dancing barefoot by patti smith, patiently waiting and in da club by 50 cent, manhole and modulation by ani difranco. saturday morning by the eels, sleeps with butterflies by tori amos, the persistence of loss by nine inch nails, special k by placebo.
G is for girlfriend: yes, actually.
H is for Hometown: i spent the first 20 years of my life in a suburb of cleveland. now i live here.
I is for instruments I play: clarinet, and some piano.
J is for jam or jelly: no thanks, i'm on a diet.
K is for Kids: i'll adopt as many as i possibly can.
L is for living arrangements: tiny apartment on main street. i believe that we have some sort of viking clan or hockey team living upstairs, but that has yet to be substantiated with any sort of physical evicence.
M is for mom's name: patricia. pat for short. i tend to refer to her as "mother."
N is for name of friend: what, non-internet friend? ashley, rob, nick, miscellaneous other supporting characters.
O is for overnight hospital stays: when i was a baby i had jaundice pretty bad, so i stayed in the hospital for a while then, i'm told. when i was 13 i had pneumonia, and when i was around 15, 17, and 19 i had a few stays in the psychiatric hospital.
P is for Phobias: centipedes, earwigs, strange bugs like that, bugs getting into my mouth, ears, or nose while i'm asleep, reality completely changing, finding out that everyone was lying to me my whole life.
Q is for quotes you like: i quote myslef all the time. i've also been known to quote whole sections of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and monty python and the holy grail.
R is for longest Relationship: six years.
S is for sexual position: that's kind of personal, dude..
T is for time you wake up: not until it's absolutely bloody necessary.
U is for unique traits and features: i have this unique way of being right all the time. i also have more than the normal amount of intelligence, talent, and ego. sometimes i pick at my lips until they bleed. i'll also wear pants until they fall apart. i'm very quiet in person unless i'm amused by something, which does happen fairly often. i'm a terrible conversationalist. i have a secret cat. don't tell the landlord. i would give my life for anyone. i would do almost anything anyone asked me to do. i really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. i carry on deep discussions with myself. i need structure, but within it, i can be very impulsive. i use color to the point where it becomes ridiculous. i can not - CAN NOT - ride in a car without listening to music. i have a very difficult time talking on the phone, i'd much rather talk to someone in person. i'm very self-conscious while at the same time not really caring what other people think of me. i procrastinate, but i love to get things over with quickly. i have short fingers, something i dislike immensely about my body. one of my eyes is near-sighted and the other is far-sighted. i was told that this results in a lack of reliable depth perception. i wear hoodies 99% of my life. i wish i could get to know everyone in the world, but i don't feel i have much in common with almost anyone.
V is for vegetable you love: broccoli, and i love a good salad.
X is for x-rays you've had: i can't think of anywhere on myself i haven't been x-rayed.
Y is for yummy food I can make: um, i make a mean bowl of cereal.
Z is for zodiac sign: i have to learn all of the zodiac constellations for astronomy class.