I have decided to coat myslef in food-grade petroleum-based wax. You know, in order to maintain freshness.
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some cop decided i was driving too fast
and i wasn't blonde or hot enough to talk him out of it
so now i'll probably lose my license
because i have about $40
which is slightly less than $100 short of what they want me to pay them,
and nothing compared to what we need to live.
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thefreddy:
Getting pulled over for speeding is fucking bogus. I got pulled over and it was not fun. But you should see if they take payments. I sure they do.
dizzy:
Fukkin po po. 
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lilyk:
is he bringing me chips? if yes, i will be so stoked.
tadzi:
thats nothing....when i went to the white house, i had a guys fist in my ass
j/k
j/k
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thefreddy:
yea
hah, the sign in the window of the auto shop we always use had a bible reference that said "I am coming quickly."
i looked around today and i realized that everything is alive.
ever been sorry to walk on the grass? though i'm sure it doesn't mind. but now i'm upset at the brown patches.
i have so much shit to do it's not...
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i looked around today and i realized that everything is alive.
ever been sorry to walk on the grass? though i'm sure it doesn't mind. but now i'm upset at the brown patches.
i have so much shit to do it's not...
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magenta:
wtf is that lol. anyhoo, thankies for the comment on my set cutie 
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What a hell is going on in a world today? I woke up, and my cat was going psycho!! Now Britain has been attacked, and Bush crashed into somebody with the Presidential Bike. I smell foul play.
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we're in bidness!!! i got a suspicious-looking package from california today. reviews and reactions will follow...
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What a hell is going on in a world today? I woke up, and my cat was going psycho!! Now Britain has been attacked, and Bush crashed into somebody with the Presidential Bike. I smell foul play.
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we're in bidness!!! i got a suspicious-looking package from california today. reviews and reactions will follow...
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kosomot:
Don't mind the powdery substance in mine. If you got one of mine? 
jayenh:
I know, this really doesn't do the trick, but I promise pictures of my hood soon.
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jayenh:
You live in such purty places.
oracle:
nice hood, cute dog.
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walkswithbears:
forgot to mention - i got that cd of yours in the 105 cdswap - awesome stuff! 
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smuffy:
p.s. I dislike cats, but I promise to love yours.
mat8drb:
Fingers cross you get the job? Sodding landlords. Mine were useless before I got this place, but their final act of incompetence was that instead of giving me back the $296 they owed me, they gave me $1073. I did not complain.
Fingers cross you get the job? Sodding landlords. Mine were useless before I got this place, but their final act of incompetence was that instead of giving me back the $296 they owed me, they gave me $1073. I did not complain.
massive update tomorrow.
actually, today. but later.
I had meant to update earlier, but even more crap happened. nothing too bad, though. mereky irksome. with the major exception of the "landlord misunderstanding."
actually, today. but later.
I had meant to update earlier, but even more crap happened. nothing too bad, though. mereky irksome. with the major exception of the "landlord misunderstanding."
jayenh:
YAY!
*waits with bated breath*
*waits with bated breath*
thefreddy:
I can't wait. Does it have a little plot twist at the end?
i'm feeling somewhat regicidal
today and tomorrow i might just let it go
let it crash and burn all the way
down the stairway thrown like a
neatly folded paper airplane
or a discarded and unwanted
shiny tiny watermelon seed
fold it in threes-
you, i, and me
like a triptych of disease
coming out from dimension two
and threatening number five
but never know...
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today and tomorrow i might just let it go
let it crash and burn all the way
down the stairway thrown like a
neatly folded paper airplane
or a discarded and unwanted
shiny tiny watermelon seed
fold it in threes-
you, i, and me
like a triptych of disease
coming out from dimension two
and threatening number five
but never know...
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dizzy:
You all moved yet?
smuffy:
I have dreams, but I never remember them.
I just remember that they were bad.
I wake up and just know I had a terrible dream.
my mind must be seriously plagued by evil shit.
in any case, I'm going away this weekend. I'll think of you.
viki
I just remember that they were bad.
I wake up and just know I had a terrible dream.
my mind must be seriously plagued by evil shit.
in any case, I'm going away this weekend. I'll think of you.
viki&^%^&&^^&* MOST RECENT UPDATE!!!: 9:48pm SUNDAY+++++++
We're home!!! FOR NOW. actually I'm not leafing again until friday, i think. and then only for a couple days. so yeah. goddamn i've never worked so hard in my LIFE. my WHOLE LIFE, seriously.
love
-S
/// most recent update.
****/// even more recent update 12:36am friday:
going downstate one last time to do a fuck of a...
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We're home!!! FOR NOW. actually I'm not leafing again until friday, i think. and then only for a couple days. so yeah. goddamn i've never worked so hard in my LIFE. my WHOLE LIFE, seriously.
love
-S
/// most recent update.
****/// even more recent update 12:36am friday:
going downstate one last time to do a fuck of a...
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lilyk:
wow, i have trouble drawing straight lines...
smuffy:
hi S! ♥
I got your sketches in the mail sometime yesterday. I love them so much. thank you. also thank you for the dried flower. and I just have to compliment you on the radness of all your recent sketches. how much you want for your entire sketch book!? (even though I just made that face I'm kind of serious)
bye for now. ox x eternity
I got your sketches in the mail sometime yesterday. I love them so much. thank you. also thank you for the dried flower. and I just have to compliment you on the radness of all your recent sketches. how much you want for your entire sketch book!?
(even though I just made that face I'm kind of serious)
bye for now. ox x eternity
I'm not made out of cheese, I just smell that way because of the Tiki.