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Just added guess & tommy jeans, ralph lauren tops, rockabilly broaches, a zippo, and some other goodies. All like new, all great Christmas ideas. kiss

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For all my American friends celebrating Thanksgiving...

The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door
to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

tongue HAHAHA tongue
scattershot:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!
Nov 25, 2004
jocelynn:
Yea, that last final push is when you find your brain going to mush and you manage to finish everything but you forget how.

And thank yee, I got 'em from Superstore. Yay cheap socks!
Nov 27, 2004

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