Today I'm a jerk in my own dreams!
Here's the scenario.
I'm going to some sort of outdoor amusement park thing someplace out of Canada.
I'm in a large group, about 20 people
I decide to bring my collapsible baton
They're doing searches at the front door, and i almost sneak it by.
I have gotten through except they start searching my groin area (usually that's the last place people hide things). Me, I"ve got it carefully in my sleeve but palmed. (Those people who are confused by this technique, ask me I'll show you how to do it)
Right when they're searching my groin area, I get cocky and give a couple of groin thrusts. THat sets them off and the other security guy , who for some reason is in a wheel chair decides "That's it, I'll give him a good check by kicking him in the groin.'
I see this and automatically defend myself with a block with the baton. Where I am busted....
The whole point of the story is
A) I wanted to record this because it might happen in real life, and I can be NOstradamus like
b) I really can see myself doing this and must work on not being so cocky, to prevent the tragic ending.
Here's the scenario.
I'm going to some sort of outdoor amusement park thing someplace out of Canada.
I'm in a large group, about 20 people
I decide to bring my collapsible baton
They're doing searches at the front door, and i almost sneak it by.
I have gotten through except they start searching my groin area (usually that's the last place people hide things). Me, I"ve got it carefully in my sleeve but palmed. (Those people who are confused by this technique, ask me I'll show you how to do it)
Right when they're searching my groin area, I get cocky and give a couple of groin thrusts. THat sets them off and the other security guy , who for some reason is in a wheel chair decides "That's it, I'll give him a good check by kicking him in the groin.'
I see this and automatically defend myself with a block with the baton. Where I am busted....
The whole point of the story is
A) I wanted to record this because it might happen in real life, and I can be NOstradamus like
b) I really can see myself doing this and must work on not being so cocky, to prevent the tragic ending.
I am indeed still working with Brian in St. Albert. It's going pretty well, my co-workers are for the most part really neat, there's only one CEC who terrifies me sometimes.
A 2 day event would be super-awesome, but it would mean a lot of logistics and we'd have to plan it way in advance. It might be worth the effort though... could be a very good time. When were you thinking for it?