hefaistos

i just watched dennis miller"raw feed", and for the most part, i laughed my ass off. hes against liberals, conservitives, and sean penn. i hope everyone watches it.

in the mean time, while i was working out, i noticed a posterboard sign high on the wall, and it had a list of gym records for weights lifted, by the weight of the lifter, then a lb. for lb. ratio. it interested me enough to do a little math of my own, and i realized, i could be immortalized in posterboard too. so i set out to capture a few of the records for my self.

i did it.

in the quest, i managed to tear several muscles in my stomach, and the lining that holds my inerds in. now im gonna have to have an operation. they are going to sew my parts back together, and not let me exercise all summer. not even swimming. i expect to swell up to a bajillion pounds, and probably lose my apitite for lifting again. so much for immortality.

om the plus side, i repainted my new house, and it looks damned bitchin. since its aluminum siding and trim, i decided to use car colors instead of house paints. its pearl white with metallic maroon trim. im thinkin maybe a flame job after i get back on my feet.