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how much do I love Daggers?
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stitchy:
you have to come to tuber's party.
and tell the story about how you almost killed her with a bok bone...

send me black & white recipes. i've already got this one....dotty spotty desserts biggrin yum
frenchy:
Found it!

It's 9.0 !!!!!




On the Richter's scale ha!
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So I'm at this costume party in the tederloin, I run to my car to see that everything is cool. There's someone in my car rifling through my shit.

OK, I've been robbed plenty of times, it's a fact of life, people WILL take advantage of you. This time I get to catch the mother fucker.

I pull the door open, slam my paw on...
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nolovetildeath:
Thats fuckin awesome you caught him and at least you got a shot in. I was getting ripped off or broken into an average of 3 days a week. That was until I stopped driving. Now my jeep is so fucked that I can't sell it either. I feel your pain yet envy that you caught the prick red handed. How you been otherwise?
daggers:
the sound chick asked me how to do sound last night.. sheesh surreal
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Oh my GOD! I am so fucking bored.

I could write more but even writing this is boring. typing bores me. Serious, yo.
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ryan:
tag you are it. see me journal for details.
ryan:
it's okay. i wrote mine over the course of a day and a half. kiss
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Two things I learned this weekend:

Dan the automater is a really good dj.

You can make a lot of money bartending.
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johnny_fantastic:
whats up, bitch!
frenchy:
How much $$$?
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1. rabbit turd


the result of rubbing ones hands together at a medium pace causing intense friction and seperation of the epidermis until a black ball of skin is formed. Most hobbyist enjoy collecting such ball's and adding to them over long periods of time.

Jeff's wife keeps throwing out his rabbit turd and jeff picks it out of the trash.
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lubricatedgoat:
I dont know why that makes me hungry.....And I dont know why the only thing I remember reading is "black ball skin"...... whatever
obd:
the crappy sausage that comes on the domino's pizza ...
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I love working. I love it a lot
I love skool, I love it a lot.
I love money, I love it a lot.
Love love love
lot lot lot.

A whole lotta love. A lot.
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kade:
Echo? Wheres that at?
kade:
Echo? Wheres that at?
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kittymalarchy:
yes, I ended up at the 500...and am going back tonight biggrin
daggers:
where? i need proof? surreal
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ryan:
i can't wait for school to start this fall..

speaking of fall...

skeletor gloves!!!!
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bobdone:
gotta love thoose maple and custard cocks.........haha
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ryan:
don't make me throw a fit!
retroactivwe:
GOAT FUCKER!
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OK, new rules for taking a shower at the YMCA men's locker room.

1. No grunting or moaning while you take a shower.
2. Do not soap your 'bung' for more than a few seconds. (Seriously, 20 minutes is way too much time to touch your buttholein public unless you're getting somewhere with the therapy...)
3. Dude, stop staring at my dick. Don't you have...
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earplug6947:
happy late birthday!!
raen:
happy b-lated b-day dude, hope you had a good one... "hello sexy teenage girl, well I am, I am thirty-six..." biggrin