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Success, whether I’m agreed at or not, is a difficult word for me to swallow. I equate it with selfishness, ego and crassness. Though it’s not necessarily what it looks like.

You can be these things without being successful, you might argue that it’s better to cry in a private jet than on a moped.

I’m allergic to success because it’s the product of meritocracy
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Has no one ever thought of a Christmas pop up bar called Bar Humbug? Guess I’ll have to do the honours 🥴
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Long ago we arrived here to reign
The assertion of my domain
In bloody feuds we did remain
Fools in our element, sick and lame

Ardently I walked for minute years
Only to stumble when met with days
We tried to speak in all our ways
None would listen for all our days

You shall burn, too
As I shall burn through
You will burn...
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I’m saying goodbye. I’m jettisoning all the things that are making me unhappy (where I can). All the thinking habits.

You see, I’ve spent the last ten years in a thought prison of my own making. I’ve spent the time subconsciously choosing to live a life I’m not satisfied with.

I’ve believed that if I want to be happy I have to be a certain...
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I’ve given up on pesticides, they’re ineffective and inefficient. Now I use bow and arrow to kill bugs 👌🏻

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What would happen if I injected steroids into my baws? Would they grow so massive I’d have to roll around on them?

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God. Backwards is doG. Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg has a lot of dough. Dough. Used to make bread. Bread is the perennial food. That’s why dogs can’t eat it. Eat it. Beat it. Michael Jackson wrote that. He is now dead. But why?

God is illuminati confirmed.

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Did you know that Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman?

This has me questioning the accuracy of surnames 🤔

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heatherisaboynow:
@arroezze it’s kinda freeing in a way...now I don’t mind Robin Banks
arroezze:
Edith Cheese is a little fancy for my taste.