The state is after me!! Quick! Hide me nuts
Isn’t it fascinating to watch the behaviour of animals?
Humans are so preoccupied with progress that we forget that we’re animals too.
We have this innate drive to master everything in the universe—this curiosity that chides us.
One day we’ll transcend our home planet and be of a greater purpose. We will no longer be animals.
I find this comforting.
When I die, I want these words etched onto my gravestone, “For all the beauty in this world is true to my reality—if defined in this way—I cannot be.”
I’m too poor to get life insurance so I did the next best thing. I became an organ donor, because that takes guts.
I pulled you over because you were doing 80 in a 30 zone. What do you have to say for yourself?
I was testing the bounds of reality.
May I see your drivers licence?
I don’t have one. I get by with my poetic licence. Here’s a banana with my photo attached.
Had my first of two dentist appointments today. Considering I haven’t been to the dentist since I was eighteen (I’m thirty two now), and I’ve had a poor diet and am a heavy smoker, I’ve done pretty well.
Just a few fillings, had my first today.
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