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There’s a river flowing through you

The silt, the rarest of gold

Without this sensation

Where would we be?

“You are an animal”

Yes, oh yes! I’m an animal

And I feel, I think

To know I’m alive

Isn’t it curious?

I know a four-lettered word

It’s something quite absurd

But it bounds me to duty

Look after all that is beautiful

All that is...
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It’s funny how you can think you know someone quite well but when things get tough you realise you don’t know them at all. I had a friend who I haven’t seen in years and all I know about him now are the things gremlins say about him.

I find myself getting annoyed with him based on the things they say. I want to see...
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VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
shaulla:
the important thing is that you should talk to him first
heatherisaboynow:
@dayla i will if I get the chance
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I scratch your initials into the bark
This place will serve for the likes of me
This no loveless pig could ever mark
No saint could ever decree
And we are gone, so gone
So long, so long

You remain in rags but carry yourself
With such dignity. The time just drags
But there’s something in your liberty
And you are gone, so gone
So...
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It’s love up to a point with these revolution scenesters. They love who agrees with them, they want to destroy everything else. They’re basically hippies with pitchforks
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There are a lot of preconceptions out there and it bothers me. I go to classes and people think I’m this or that but they don’t even bother getting to know me because they’ve made assumptions and have basically written me off. I want to prove these people wrong and let them know I’m not such a bad guy but that’s so difficult when I...
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Disassemble is forever?? Not want disassemble!!! Want live always!!! Argghhhh 🤪
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“9gag was poisoned by shits!”

—Lou Chadwick III

Amen, Lou 🙏

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In 2011 I went to Germany to see my dad. He wanted to do dianetics on me. For those of you who don’t know what that is, it’s the same as CBT but for Scientologists...they hook you up to a lie detector and ask you questions about your childhood until you have an ‘epiphany’.

I felt like I was on trial.

The questions he was...
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Was talking to Amber earlier and she was sayin how she eats healthily

Came up with the ultimat lecture on how eating “healthy” is totally subjective

Here’s the gist

What if you’ve been eating a lot of stuff that’s high in fibre? Well your body is gonna need something else to balance it off

Have a well rounded diet

What if you’ve eaten nothin but...
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