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How does the body know which way to send the fluids? How does it decide what’s food or drink? Is there a little Nazi in there whistling and pointing which way they should go? Is there a little Nazi inside of me? They really ought to teach you this kinda thing at school
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I remember a twizzler of a gal cald Marfa, we went all the way to the chip shop. I wonder what became of dear old Marfa 🤔

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‘Wisdom Tooth’

The baby bird was stolen from its nest

Doomed lil birdie with ribbons on his chest

Papa ain’t gon fly me away from this land

On time that’s sinking in quicksand

Well gimme time to thank my soul

For not getting stranded for the long haul

And gimme time to search this land

For a familiar feeling I can understand

As I searched...
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Recently I met an Irishman called Steve. Interesting guy, he’s worked as a psychiatrist all over the world... Israel, Egypt, South Africa, the US, everywhere. I was walking by his front garden and he was sitting in the sun kicking back and he said hello. Seemed friendly so I stopped to have a natter.

Turns out he’s a really nice guy.

I was so glad...
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The passage of time is relentless, might as well fill it with music. Time runs parallel to it, it’s as though if the music stopped so would time itself.

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I can tell you one thing that is anti depressants work better for sleep than sleeping pills.

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I am incredibly original. It’s just a lot of the time when I write a song I later find out that someone made a fortune out of the same ideas fifty years ago 🤦🏻♂️

It keeps on happening. Great minds think alike... or, fools never differ.

Frankly I find it suspicious 🤔

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Wanna spice things up a bit? Try playing the saxophone 🎷 during sex. It makes for a more tuneful orgasm.