heatherisaboynow

David Bowie said in the 90’s something that piqued my interest. He said - and this is a loose quote because I can’t remember word for word, but he said,

The famous have extraordinary egos. I’ve found that people who receive a lot of affection are the worst at giving it.

You can see the interview on YouTube, it was on a British chat show...
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Would you rather be happy or interesting?

Some fixation landed on me several years ago. I decided I needed to be interesting.

Let’s break this down a little.

Thanks to a bunch of peer pressure and my desire to please people, I spent a lot of time thinking that my life is only valuable if I go to a lot of effort to do...
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Had a mysterious wound on my leg which was spraying blood all over the place so I did some yoga, reassembled my spine like I did when I was experimenting with auto fellatio and sucked all the blood until it stopped. If I’m gonna lose a pint of blood I may as well put it back into my circulatory system. Nice try, Satan.

I keep getting bitten by vampiric little bed demons. I like to think of them as love bites, they’re attracted to clean bodies so I take it as a compliment.

Pink Floyd are for ageing whizz addicts. You have precisely five seconds to prove me wrong. Aaaand... GO!

Sometimes I’ll think up a random event like some kid chewing something and his braces come off or someone gets a parking ticket while giving head and I’ll think to myself, “yep! That’s definitely happened”.

Just think of all the bizarre things that have happened to people throughout the ages in a vast and complex world.

After that I don’t feel so bad.

I’ve covered my fave Elliott Smith song. It’s about addiction but makes sense for schizophrenia too. It’s written from the perspective of the alcohol/voices telling him what to do, and associated feelings about himself. Tomorrow I’m gonna learn Nick Drake’s ‘Time Has Told Me’, a beautiful song about realising he might never fulfil his dreams and the way he coped, the toll it took on...
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