heatherisaboynow

We all know that the news is designed to make you fearful, pessimistic and cynical, but I’ve got insomnia again so I’m coming up with observations.

The world is in a bad way - yes. A lot of people aren’t getting justice.

But here is a statistic that will a) make you feel that bit more optimistic, and b) hopefully inspire you to find consistent...
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Sometimes I think being aloof is integral to being intelligent, just as being mean is integral to being strong. But it doesn’t always sit well with me. On second sight I tend to persuade myself that I just haven’t got through their ‘screening process’ or what have you. I like to believe there’s more to someone than I’m seeing.

My best advice to anyone struggling with their thoughts this evening:

Give yourself permission to go through what you’re going through, thoughts are like rain clouds. They come, piss on you for a bit, then they pass.

Make room for positivity by choosing your battles - you are not required to take on other people’s drama. So let good vibes grow in your mind by...
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I’m a fully grown man, but I don’t know how to turn my wifey on.

I’ll try to say that again...

I’m a fully grown man, but I don’t know how to turn my WiFi on.

💁🏻♂️

One of my unfinished stories, The Vaguest Grasp of a Sneeze, has been on hold for nearly a year now. I sort of hit an invisible wall and couldn’t write any more.

The reason is I hadn’t a clue who the characters were going to be or what was going to happen to them. I decided to make an attempt and got so far as...
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A sea gull has definitely pooped into an open mouth. He was looking up while yawning into the sky. Then he received the poop. Sea gulls have a sense of humour, as it turns out.

I enjoy words like fuzzmuffin and collywoggle. With this important self knowledge in mind, I will cook myself a coffee. Humans cook their coffee, right?