heatherisaboynow

News just in: listening to hip hop doesn’t mean you’re a rebel, it means you’re a chav.

Spread the word and let all of chavkind know that I ain’t willing to put up with their shit.

Let me introduce to you... Tight Club.

“I am size nothing, and not even that”

“If you had to be a fashionista or nothing, which would you choose?”

No more excuses, I want these ex-gooses, they have their uses as neurotypical confuses!

Here’s a poem I wrote in Sept 2018, at Per La Chaise, just by Jim Morrison’s grave (a very small plot overshadowed by a mausoleum)...

‘Happiness In The Shade’

Happiness in the shade
Where I find an ending to my arc
Like a rainbows illusion,
Like a peacock in the dark
Hungry man, stand on the hill
You may fight for vengeance
Only to be...
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My friend is starting a new job today and she’s very anxious. She does her best to surround herself with people who care but life doesn’t always treat her well like she deserves.

I don’t know what it’s like for her, she’s very sensitive and hasn’t learned yet how to look after herself properly, like me. I remind her she doesn’t have to take on...
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There was a time when I felt safe because I believed humanity would unite to reject all these forms of control.

Instead, what has happened is we embraced them, surreptitiously, and it has worked to divide humanity. We point the finger at one another and blame each other.

Under the guise of progress, we have managed to regress into religious truth and superstition, ideas that...
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Way back in the Jurassic period I used to get the Transpennine Express to Durham for a weekend at the end of every month.

It’s a long and boring journey so I decided if I add a little structure it will pass much quicker. So I developed a few rigmaroles - things I’d do every time.

If you’ve ever travelled by TPexpress you’ll be familiar...
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I don’t care let’s have a toast...

To going to a garden centre and shouting at the male assistant I want your seed!

🥂 cheers

There’s only one sex. Think about it. There’s man and there’s Iron Man. Male. Female. Fe = iron (periodic table). I’m only a male so I aints gon fuck with no iron man.