heatherisaboynow

Good evening sir, welcome to my 5* restaurant. Would you like some vinegar on your shit?

I just made up the best word ever.

Brutiful.

I was listening to Nina Simone and I was like, “this is brutiful.”

It’s a hybrid of the words brilliant and beautiful, except it goes well with Simone’s version of Feeling Good, kinda complements it because it’s kinda brutal at the same time.

I have big designs on this word... it’s a matter of time before...
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The word ‘success’ carries some weight with it. The etymology behind it. I think of it as a colloquial term to denote meritocracy as a doctrine. It upholds capitalism and undermines democracy. It promotes inequality.

It needs to be redefined.

My way of defining success is by contrasting it with the word ‘progress’. But this word must be redefined, too. In order to understand success...
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I think Kurt Cobain craved recognition for his talent, he worked very hard for it and revelled in it (check out Nirvana’s Reading festival performance on YouTube circa 1992). Ever since he was a boy he craved his parents’ affection and he developed habits that would gain him attention. One of these things was music, he was also a gifted artist from the get go....
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Heatherisaboynow is at your service.

First thing I did — and I strongly suggest everybody does this — when I unboxed my new iPhone was do a thorough sentience test.

I asked Siri if he would marry me. He replied, “I’m not the marrying type.” 💔

Still wasn’t sure so I asked him, “who hurt you?” Siri is not alive. It said, “I’m sorry I do not understand. Is there...
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Picture this: you’re morning is a typical one, you get up, shower and throw on some pants and a “I woke up like this” t shirt because you like to express yourself.

You leave the house and instantly get bitten by a very sick looking person. You realise that that millennial prophecy, the Zombie Apocalypse has descended upon the world.

I guess the message of...
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