heatherisaboynow

A Cure For Reality

When I grow up I’ll be able
To go to bed whenever I like
Yeah, when I grow up
When I grow up I’ll be able
To cuss and swear
Because I dare
Yeah, when I grow up

How can you keep me here
Against my will?
When you know I have
Big shoes to fill
I have work to do...
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You know, there’s nothing like travelling. It’s pretty cool to be in a different time zone where you can do yoga without being hindered by the bonds of gravity

A Romance For The Dirt

I’ve been trying so hard
Not to fall on my own sword
I been trying not to lead but be led
And I’ve seen in your heart
There is something so harsh
It tears you into little pieces
Well it hurts me too

I can’t touch what’s hurting you
Cos it reminds me of an ache
I can’t live to...
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I thought I was the naz coz I played jazz but then I realised all I has is the walls of Alcatraz

Inspired by the film Patch Adams starring Robin Williams, I did a little experiment.

I tried smiling and saying hello to people.

The results were that there are more people willing to smile and say hello back, even during these tough times.

For most of my life, from childhood up until recently, I’ve kind of felt inadequate as a human being. I thought I didn’t...
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Why is it it sounds like arse when people sing eyes?

I’m currently listening to a song that goes “looking in your eyes” 👀

I’ve been sort of inquisitive lately. I wanted to know what would happen if you opened the washing machine halfway through a cycle. All in the name of science of course.

Door self locks.

The gods are protecting me from myself.

People. You’ve complained about work and wished you had time to do the things you wanna do.

Now that lockdown has arrived again you’re devastated!

I’d shoot you with my lazy gun if I could be bothered to pull the trigger.

Now’s the time! Spend time with loved ones in your household! Build that motorbike! Make the best out of this unique situation. Enjoy yourself.

My Mum Pawned My Oscars For Crack Money

I heard what Edgar said but who hasn’t?
I’m not in love with the outer stuff
I just want a hand to hold
When the day gets old
And I grow cold thinking about the yesteryears

Cos my love lays in a ditch
And my heart is pumping in the fridge
So why would I want your...
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Us Brits are devastated being put into lockdown again. You could say we’re breaking down into tiers.