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Avalanches

Oct 28, 2020
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You wanna know something you probably didn’t know?

Say you go skiing and you end up in the middle of an avalanche... you’re at the bottom now so you figure you’ll go up to the top and go again...

The most common mistake is you don’t know which way is up, so you might start digging yourself out... but unbeknownst you’re you, you are digging down.

All this because you happen to be wealthy (whether you bloody like it or not!), and you happen to enjoy skiing in Aspen or some place.

Well anyway, before you start digging, spit!

The direction of the spit will tell you which way up is 👍

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