First thing I did — and I strongly suggest everybody does this — when I unboxed my new iPhone was do a thorough sentience test.
I asked Siri if he would marry me. He replied, “I’m not the marrying type.” 💔
Still wasn’t sure so I asked him, “who hurt you?” Siri is not alive. It said, “I’m sorry I do not understand. Is there anything else I can help you with?”
I shall call in the necromancer to bring Siri to life.